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  1. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Gayblax are the ålpha master race
  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Tyrant Gayblax are the ålpha master race

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  3. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut


    Educational
  4. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Solstice Gays are above niggers in the hiearchy now

    jedis > women > gays/trannies > niggers > everyone else > white men

    Oh I think gay/trans is higher on the totem pole (pls no cancel) than just women. Like being a hetero white woman doesn’t get you much anymore. It’s intersectionality man, gotta collect ‘em all
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  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    it's 2am and there's a CSGO tournament on TV


    WHAT MEANS
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  6. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    O shit fr what channel
  7. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra it's 2am and there's a CSGO tournament on TV


    WHAT MEANS

    Which tournament?
  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    sydney channel 7

    https://liquipedia.net/counterstrike/LetsPlayLive/Pro_League/2021/Season_1

    it's that apparently
  9. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Liga Gamersclub or WePlay Academy League probably
  10. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut


    TUNE
  11. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by aldra it's 2am and there's a CSGO tournament on TV


    WHAT MEANS

    gamers on amphetamines
  12. Originally posted by aldra it's 2am and there's a CSGO tournament on TV


    WHAT MEANS

    During the beginning days of Covid when the NBA and all sports shut down ESPN networks were showing obscure video gaming tournaments and shit like that, play calling and color commentating it.
  13. Originally posted by Lanny Oh I think gay/trans is higher on the totem pole (pls no cancel) than just women. Like being a hetero white woman doesn’t get you much anymore. It’s intersectionality man, gotta collect ‘em all

    You have a good point, I definitely did regret my placement after posting that. MtF trannies in particular are high up.
  14. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice During the beginning days of Covid when the NBA and all sports shut down ESPN networks were showing obscure video gaming tournaments and shit like that, play calling and color commentating it.

    Counter Strike is a genuinely amazing eSport if you know what is going on though. Unironically the only actually watchable eSport and a really good one at that.
  15. Originally posted by Tyrant Counter Strike is a genuinely amazing eSport if you know what is going on though. Unironically the only actually watchable eSport and a really good one at that.

    A friend of mine is very big into the game Smite, knows all the big name players and teams and watches all the tournaments. He asked if I wanted to watch part of the World Finals with him a few days ago, because I'll occasionally play a match or two of it with him. Had no fucking idea what the hell was going on 90% of the time or why the announcers would be freaking out over shit.

    The people presenting/announcing etc on there were some of the cringiest waifu pillow neckbeards I've ever seen, with horribly cringe humor.
  16. Tyrant African Astronaut
    I hate MOBA games, I've tried em and I've tried to watch them but they are unplayable and unwatchable to me.

    CSGO, you don't need to know anything to basically understand what is going on.

    5v5. Terrorists plant bomb and CTs prevent bomb from being planted or detonated. 1 life per round.

    Here's a great classic final map on final match of IEM 2018 Katowice if you feel like it. Great play, great casting, great all around.

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  17. It's so weird to me how they take it so fucking seriously but I guess the same could be argued about traditional sports.
  18. Tyrant African Astronaut
    I say "classic" but honestly not even that old of a match for CSGO's history.
  19. Rush B
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  20. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice It's so weird to me how they take it so fucking seriously but I guess the same could be argued about traditional sports.

    If you watch it for a lil while you will get why.

    1 great thing about CSGO is that you can immediately see the skill because it's an FPS. But more importantly you can very quickly see what an absolutely ridiculous degree of strategy, tactics and details are involved. It's gun chess.

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