2022-01-05 at 3:05 PM UTC
The smart ones never had kids in the first place...
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2022-01-05 at 3:20 PM UTC
Originally posted by Speedy Parker
Too bad your parents weren't smart
Agreed.
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2022-01-05 at 3:22 PM UTC
Everyteim I tried to off myself I never did anything noteworthy.
Last attempt I was up for 2 days in meth, got some down from some chick at a park, cut a vein in my forearm, hit the dope and didn't fucking die.
Just puked a bit, pissed myself (yea) and was unable to stand up from the blood loss. A Like I'd stand up and immediately black out.
I was really fucking thirsty too.
Wish I just lost consciousness and died tbh. Whatever.
I don't have the gumption to kill myself right now/for awhile.
2022-01-05 at 3:24 PM UTC
I've been close to death twice in my life through no fault of my own...I remember laying on the gurney the 2nd time and thinking "If I can just close my eyes and never wake up again I'm fine with that"
...unfortunately...I woke up.
2022-01-05 at 3:29 PM UTC
Right, it's dumb how hard it can be to die.
I guess I could try with a black market firearm? But as soon as I'd find one, well I dunno I'd probably have other plans like go deer Hunting.
Can't cyanide be refined from beets or am I wrong?
2022-01-05 at 3:37 PM UTC
I’ve thought about this magic current thing, where two currents meet and lots of people have drowned, my dad almost did, one time a bunch of soldiers. So I think that’d be an easy way.
2022-01-05 at 3:40 PM UTC
If I ever get sectioned, I think tampons down my throat and pour water down, though I don’t know if that’s possible.
2022-01-05 at 4:23 PM UTC
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
So lawfully killing someone is a thing?
Yes...it's called legally assisted suicide, war, or the death penalty as some examples.
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