What would you do before killing yourself?

1. 2022-01-04 at 5:18 AM UTC

   #21
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Kafka Nooooooo!

   
   I said probably. Keep the faith.
2. 2022-01-04 at 5:20 AM UTC

   #22
   

   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

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3. 2022-01-04 at 1:57 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Get drunk seems the obvious last step before pulling the trigger.
4. 2022-01-04 at 2:22 PM UTC

   #24
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ The only right answer to this is to just do home invasions of rich elderly people and try and get a shit ton of money. Banks and shit have weird security stuff these days so it would make more sense to me to just do some research and find some old dude who's rich and you just go to his place and hold him at gunpoint and make him withdraw his life savings somehow. It can be worked out.
   
   Wanting to just kill a bunch of other people before you kill yourself is stupid as fuck and accomplishes nothing. Just fucking get a huge payday, if you get caught you suicide like planned anyway and if not you just fly to fucking Costa Rica or wherever the kids go these days and do all the drugs and sexes under the sun until you get caught and then again just kill yourself like you originally planned.
   
   It's kinda weird as appealing as dying is sometimes if I really wanted to I know I would absolutely take all the risks beforehand since you've got nothing to lose.
   
   I'm also surprised that someone hasn't just somehow said fuck it and launches all their nuclear weapons at this point. There are at least a few million suicidal people and homicidal maniacs every day just floating around. How the fuck is 9/11 and the Holocaust like the biggest deals ? It should be so much worse.
   
   I don't get us earthlings. Nobody gives a fuck about you killing 2 other students at your stupid little schools before you kill yourself. At least make a real statement.

   
   Most people who kill themselves don't care about money. In fact, the vast majority of people who kill themselves are well off financially.
5. 2022-01-04 at 2:26 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   In a free society you'd have the legal option to do it and places you could go to be put to sleep like an old dog.
   
   ...more proof America is not a free society.
6. 2022-01-04 at 2:28 PM UTC

   #26
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   In Canada, they just legalized murdering people.
7. 2022-01-04 at 7:13 PM UTC

   #27
   

   cigreting Dark Matter

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ During the depression, a lot of men killed themselves by "accident" so their families could eat off the insurance money.

   
   Pretty sad how men have been brainwashed by the government to think were disposable in society yet were the ones that make the overwhelming majority of the money
8. 2022-01-04 at 7:18 PM UTC

   #28
   

   cigreting Dark Matter

   Originally posted by Bradley Yeah they failed as a man to provide for their kids so they kilt themselves to be a provider.
   
   Pretty fucked up but that's why we have unemployment, SSI, food stamps, etc

   
   We have all that shit because demorats. Back in the day you either worked to survive or die. Now days a dumbass woman can keep having kids and keep collecting all these benefits. Then their nigger kids repeat the same cycle.
   
   
9. 2022-01-04 at 7:45 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
   The last thing I would do before I kill myself is to die of old age.
10. 2022-01-05 at 6:01 AM UTC

    #30
    

    cigreting Dark Matter

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In Canada, they just legalized murdering people.

    
    Whats wrong with that
11. 2022-01-05 at 8:31 AM UTC

    #31
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Find a way to have sex with myself in a way that it would seem real that I was fucking me and then see if the joy of that was enough to keep me from killing myself. And then still if not... Then I would suicide.
12. 2022-01-05 at 8:42 AM UTC

    #32
    

    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Whorebags?
13. 2022-01-05 at 8:53 AM UTC

    #33
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Whorebags?

    
    You're a whore bag
14. 2022-01-05 at 9:07 AM UTC

    #34
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    kill wariat
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15. 2022-01-05 at 9:08 AM UTC

    #35
    

    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra kill wariat

    
    Film and distribute.
16. 2022-01-05 at 11:19 AM UTC

    #36
    WellHung Black Hole
    rape as many females as possible.
17. 2022-01-05 at 1:08 PM UTC

    #37
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In Canada, they just legalized murdering people.

    
    If it's legal it's not murder.
18. 2022-01-05 at 2:26 PM UTC

    #38
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson If it's legal it's not murder.

    
    Speckles is dense.
19. 2022-01-05 at 2:31 PM UTC

    #39
    

    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Did Malice do anything before he killed himself?
    
    It's not like he regrets missing out.
20. 2022-01-05 at 3:04 PM UTC

    #40
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley Yeah they failed as a man to provide for their kids so they kilt themselves to be a provider.
    
    Pretty fucked up but that's why we have unemployment, SSI, food stamps, etc

    
    those are the dumb ones and should perish.
    
    the smart ones killed their spouses and made it look like an accident.