Would you go to church for a girl?

1. 2017-04-18 at 6:20 PM UTC

   #141
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   Fuck, we need that smiley back
2. 2017-04-18 at 6:21 PM UTC

   #142
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny Fuck, we need that smiley back

   
   Says the site administrator
3. 2017-04-18 at 6:59 PM UTC

   #143
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ I agree, I see no reason why his father would be buried nearby a church of any sort, and furthermore RisiR I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if his dad wasn't still alive somewhere habitually smoking marijuana cigarettes.
   
   Reefer.

   
   I hope so.
   
   Do you guys not have funerals inside churches where priests talk fancy stuff next to the open coffin with the corpse in it and then it gets closed and the family carries the coffin out to the grave which is next to the church?
   
   That's how we do it. I didn't know you throw your loved ones just somewhere in the dirt and then leave them there.
4. 2017-04-18 at 7:04 PM UTC

   #144
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Open caskets are weird.
   
   And not all graveyards are next to churches. The biggest one in my town is next to the local Mosque
5. 2017-04-18 at 7:09 PM UTC

   #145
   John Stamos Yung Blood

   Originally posted by reject Open caskets are weird.

   
   Dude, you're telling me. I had a buddy that had a dope problem that spent 2 nights robbing people at gunpoint​ at ATMs. Cops caught up with him second night amd shot him 12 times. 40 rounds or something in total shit into his vehicle.
   
   His mom opted for open casket so that all his friends could see what that lifestyle will do to you. Weirdest fucking funeral ever.
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6. 2017-04-18 at 7:10 PM UTC

   #146
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by RisiR I hope so.
   
   Do you guys not have funerals inside churches where priests talk fancy stuff next to the open coffin with the corpse in it and then it gets closed and the family carries the coffin out to the grave which is next to the church?
   
   That's how we do it. I didn't know you throw your loved ones just somewhere in the dirt and then leave them there.

   
   Now you know. Just a big mass grave by the landfill. Send the body down a chute, go wash your hands, and be done with it.
7. 2017-04-19 at 3:13 AM UTC

   #147
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   What in the fuck is everyone talking about? I can't follow this.
8. 2017-04-19 at 3:41 AM UTC

   #148
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Totse 2001 What in the fuck is everyone talking about? I can't follow this.

   
   "Getting laid" is a colloquialism for sexual intercourse.
9. 2017-04-20 at 4:12 PM UTC

   #149
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by reject Open caskets are weird.
   
   And not all graveyards are next to churches. The biggest one in my town is next to the local Mosque

   
   would you go to a mosque for a girl ????
10. 2017-04-20 at 5:16 PM UTC

    #150
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    would you go to a graveyard for a girl?
11. 2017-04-20 at 5:23 PM UTC

    #151
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Lanny would you go to a graveyard for a girl?

    
    That's just weird and creepy TBH FAM.
12. 2017-04-20 at 5:28 PM UTC

    #152
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Graveyards make excellent places to make out. Quiet, summer breeze, private, green and grassy.
13. 2017-04-20 at 5:30 PM UTC

    #153
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Would you fuck a girl in a morgue? Say it dead dad is laying open on a table and this 11/10 (name ur dream woman rn) turns around, rips her clothes off and says "fuck me, fatboy".
14. 2017-04-20 at 5:30 PM UTC

    #154
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Graveyards make excellent places to make out. Quiet, summer breeze, private, green and grassy.

    
    And in your case, you're conveniently close in case you finally keel over because your heart can't take the excitement.
15. 2017-04-20 at 5:32 PM UTC

    #155
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Fuck, no. There will be very little romance in a setting such as you describe.
16. 2017-04-20 at 5:50 PM UTC

    #156
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Would you fuck a girl in a morgue? Say it dead dad is laying open on a table and this 11/10 (name ur dream woman rn) turns around, rips her clothes off and says "fuck me, fatboy".

    
    I'd straight up fuck her next to Lanny's dead dad. For sure.
17. 2017-04-20 at 5:56 PM UTC

    #157
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    How the hell did Lanny's dead Dad get invo..
    
    Never mind.
18. 2017-04-20 at 5:56 PM UTC

    #158
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR I'd straight up fuck her next to Lanny's dead dad. For sure.

    
    This question is not available to you, cuz she friendzoned you.
19. 2017-04-20 at 6:28 PM UTC

    #159
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    No she didn't.
20. 2017-04-20 at 7:40 PM UTC

    #160
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR No she didn't.

    
    Stage 1 of grief: Denial