The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

1. 2021-12-25 at 2:14 PM UTC

   #6921
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   
2. 2021-12-25 at 10:47 PM UTC

   #6922
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
3. 2021-12-25 at 11:22 PM UTC

   #6923
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut
   Fuck you
4. 2021-12-26 at 1:59 AM UTC

   #6924
   

   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
   All i want for xmas is this thread to die already
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Tyrant
5. 2021-12-26 at 2:24 AM UTC

   #6925
   Nile bump

   Originally posted by aldra have you had a flatliner before? a shot of white sambucca, tequila and Tabasco sauce
   
   it's repulsive, but a fun way to black out

   
   Sir, I have not. Honestly... Chillies, Vodka, clamato and some salt would have been solid.
6. 2021-12-26 at 2:50 AM UTC

   #6926
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut
   Gayspacho soup
7. 2021-12-26 at 3:02 AM UTC

   #6927
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

   
   good song
8. 2021-12-26 at 5 AM UTC

   #6928
   

   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
9. 2021-12-28 at 3:51 PM UTC

   #6929
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut
   Niggerz
10. 2021-12-28 at 4:24 PM UTC

    #6930
    

    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
    someone hook anigga up with some benzos
11. 2021-12-29 at 8:39 AM UTC

    #6931
    

    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

    Originally posted by Nile Well, I'd need to buy like a suit, a chili suit. I'd walk around and bearmace people.

    
    
    Do it in a UFC cage and egg on the audience to challenge The Chili Suit Man of Fire
12. 2021-12-29 at 2:51 PM UTC

    #6932
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niger_uranium_forgeries
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Sudo, 
    • Tyrant
13. 2021-12-29 at 8:16 PM UTC

    #6933
    Nile bump
    I wish there was a buddy cop film with Idris Elba & Edward Norton, set in Boston.
    
    With a cameo by Marky Mark.
14. 2021-12-29 at 8:53 PM UTC

    #6934
    Nile bump
    I keep getting banned from subreddits. At like 2 in a week since I decided to log back on.
    
    Fucking mods tryna brotect the beeple from "health misinfo"
    
    Have these fuckers even read Foucault? This is biopolitics manifest and a goddamn cult of safety.
    
    Fucking LIDS MAN
    
    wear ur heatbelt
    Wear a helmet
    Wear ur gloves
    Get some knee pads?
    
    No? Here's a helmet a straight jacket and a padded fucking room, for your safety & protection
    
    R3EEEEEEEÊÉÈ
15. 2021-12-30 at 3:21 AM UTC

    #6935
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    
16. 2021-12-30 at 2:20 PM UTC

    #6936
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    I'm going to my first day at work at the gas station. I don't have black pants but they didn't give me a uniform or tell me what to wear so I'm pretty nervous cuz I haven't had a real job in 6 years but I'm gonna go in there and be the best Bakery Guy I can. I'm not gonna wear a mask
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Sudo, 
    • General Butt.Naked, 
    • Tyrant, 
    • the man who put it in my hood, 
    • The Self Taught Man, 
    • Quick Mix Ready
17. 2021-12-30 at 2:48 PM UTC

    #6937
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Idk how I'm even living. 2022 is going to bring some welcome changes and hopefully I will change as well
18. 2021-12-30 at 3 PM UTC

    #6938
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Sudo Idk how I'm even living. 2022 is going to bring some welcome changes and hopefully I will change as well

    
    yeah OK candy
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Aleister Crowley
19. 2021-12-30 at 3:08 PM UTC

    #6939
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    So apparently covid vaccines make people weakened so they're more likely to die from the common cold or contract the new variants in a cycle that makes people get more vaccines which in turn make the disease more prevalent
20. 2021-12-30 at 3:18 PM UTC

    #6940
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by aldra yeah OK candy

    
    OK I'll just kill myself instead of fake optimism