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  1. Originally posted by Aleister Crowley I have 10 Clonazepam tablets (2mg) a 70cl of vodka.


    Will this be enough to kill myself. I can no longer endure this shit world any longer.

    piss out

    No, not nearly enough. The lethality of benzos and alcohol is a bit overblown, you're much more likely to just make an ass of yourself and pass out.

    I took about 15-20 mg of clonazolam (RC benzo 2.5x stronger than alprazolam or clonazepam by weight) and drank about half of a 1.75 L bottle of 50% alc and woke up in the morning just fine.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. Tyrant African Astronaut
    You'll ever watch this kid on YouTube called Goblin, he is like prime TOTSE kid material. I hate the "YouTuber cadence" but he sounds like a fun kid.

  3. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    kike
  4. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood kike

    True
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm doin bretty good and haven't used drugs in a while, just box and gabs. Think the only risk factors for me rn are alcohol and propane which I crave but haven't used in 5 years. The pressions are an obstacle and I don't see the psychologist until the 19th so I'm just tryna stay balanced until then. Gonna try to get as much box and gabs outta suboxho then make a new year's resolution not to see her anymore. I just need like 2 months of lying down trying to figure my life out and I'll be ok
  6. Whiterun Guard Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Sudo I just need like 2 months of lying down trying to figure my life out and I'll be ok

    Repeat x10 cause you're a fucking loser haha
  7. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Go back to white run nigger
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  8. Nile bump
    Originally posted by Nile Hmm I found a bat on the ground and it had some residue in it.

    I hit it thinking its Tek. Nope pretty sure it's down. I feels good but my I feel like I drank half a 26


    Im pretty fucked up tbh

    Sooo uh ended up almost catching fire, puked a bunch. Got in a fight with my roommate (I almost gouged his eyes out with my thumbs) and our neighbor called the cops.

    Just got out of the detention center with an new court date. And higher bail. Apparently I had an assault charge I didn't know about?
  9. Nile bump
    Originally posted by Solstice Please don't smoke random dirty drug pipes you find on the ground.

    I mean.... How are street drugs cleaner? Downers losing a hit is rare.... Alright it's in defensible but.... Free drugs.
  10. Originally posted by Nile I mean…. How are street drugs cleaner? Downers losing a hit is rare…. Alright it's in defensible but…. Free drugs.

    It sounds like the last thing you need right now is drugs if you're going to lose your shit when you take them and dose mystery substances.
  11. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Nile Hmm I found a bat on the ground and it had some residue in it.

    I hit it thinking its Tek. Nope pretty sure it's down. I feels good but my I feel like I drank half a 26


    Im pretty fucked up tbh

    wait where are you from they call it down where im from too
  12. Nile bump
    Originally posted by Solstice It sounds like the last thing you need right now is drugs if you're going to lose your shit when you take them and dose mystery substances.

    Listen. I don't fuck with opiates/opioids. 9.999/10 it would be meff. And yes the last thing I ever need is dope. But hey free is free.

    And I didn't lose my shit. I live with an alcoholic who can go on weird power trips when he drinks, he started shit, I finished it.

    We worked it out, we both got taken in... And released together. And I just got high and passed out after letting my other roomie know I had a problem.

    I didn't freak out, buddy slapped me when I was sitting down so I reacted. I shouldn't have tried to blind him and didn't but did tell him to apologize.

    Honestly if the cunt upstairs didn't call the police we would have had some distance but be fine.

    And "mystery substances" is getting street drugs. I just didn't pay.


    Well I guess I can cross off "OD on heroin/mystery downer' off the bucket list? I caught fire lol wtf.

    Burning up all fucked up on my bison hide would have been fucked up.
  13. Tyrant African Astronaut
    I just beat the shit out of the guy who lives opposite the courtyard from me.
  14. Originally posted by Tyrant I just beat the shit out of the guy who lives opposite the courtyard from me.

    Yeahhhhh boi. Whahappen?
  15. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Yeahhhhh boi. Whahappen?

    He was staring at me smoking a joint and I asked him what he was looking at and he said "nothing, sorry" so I walked over and he got up, he was actually taller than me but he was an old bald white guy and I kept walking towards him so he looked startled and started backing up and fell over his patio table and he started getting up but I punched him in the chest and put him back through the table. He froze and I stared him down until he dropped his eyes and started staring at his chest. Then I walked back to where I was smoking and finished my joint.
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Tyrant He was staring at me smoking a joint and I asked him what he was looking at and he said "nothing, sorry" so I walked over and he got up, he was actually taller than me but he was an old bald white guy and I kept walking towards him so he looked startled and started backing up and fell over his patio table and he started getting up but I punched him in the chest and put him back through the table. He froze and I stared him down until he dropped his eyes and started staring at his chest. Then I walked back to where I was smoking and finished my joint.

    Hahaha that didn't happen 🤣 😅 😂
  17. Nile bump
    The burn I got looks like a little Christmas Tree lol.


  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Your wrist tells a story more vividly than a palm
  19. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Nile The burn I got looks like a little Christmas Tree lol.



    You should kick his ass.
  20. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Hahaha that didn't happen 🤣 😅 😂

    Prove it

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