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Have you ever had a schizo meltdown in a bank and yelled at the cashiers and manager

  1. #21
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny bank windows are bullet proof.


    they sure break easy when you throw a rock at them



    Originally posted by Grylls Especially now with covid that shit gotta be double proof at least

    I don't even have one ID because I refuse to pay the government for my own information. I know who I am, everyone else can get fucked and kill themselves as far as i'm concerned.
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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I switched my account from the bank right up the street that I had used for 30 years because they decided to charge me for my checking account.

    I'm now with a credit union and not only don't pay any fees, they pay me interest. While it is only 0.1%, it beats the hell out of paying.

    Hell, I made a whole seventy cents last month on my checking account! I'm in the money now!
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    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    I was a bank teller in a prior life. Ask me anything.
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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I used to manage a gas station and made deposits every day all properly bundled with rubber bands in the proper amounts and all bundled up like a brick.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Whenever I play monopoly im teh banker
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    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by stl1 I used to manage a gas station and made deposits every day all properly bundled with rubber bands in the proper amounts and all bundled up like a brick.

    You were my favorite type of customer. Those were the fun deposits to do.
  8. #28
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by POLECAT I went to one bank in town and they wouldnt cash my check from there bank unless I gave 2 forms of id
    well let me tell you I lost my shit on them bitches, they will think 2wice before requesting 2 id's again, no they did not cash my check.

    went to another local bank to cash a check drawn on there bank and they wanted to charge me 5 bucks to cash it,, well I informed there policy was not law and it was actually a rude scam on people that will never join there bank if they continue with that crap. I paid the 5 bucks cuz I had to get the cash to go buy a toyota but I told the lady i got the check from and she called the bank and ripped them a new one,, now they don't charge me to cash her checks

    Lol the policy is not law thing applies in public and government building, not banks and private businesses.
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    I used to work in a service station, first few times around large sums of cash were thrilling. And the terror I felt doing large bank transfers (100k or so) for the first few times.

    Sometimes the bosses daughters used to do banking. They were irresponsible, and used to dealing with large sums of money. We once got a call from the bank, they had two sack of cash left in with them with no deposit slips or anything, and they wanted to know if they were ours. They once had a cash fight in the cash office. Throwing money around like confetti.

    Service stations have insane turnover, but not much profit. All a service station does is gather up money to give to the oil companies and the Saudis. Those fuckers have it for real.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I remember at what you could call a service station for a few reasons I guess in Cambodia just to buy some rizla but they only sold the long ones like they were for rolling joints or something, why are they even legal in places where weed is illegal because it’s obvious what people are using them for?

    Anyway there were 2 small girls behind the counter they must have been kids and the owner of the garage must have been their father but no where to be seen

    I pointed at the rizla then made a sort of half size gesture with my finger and thumb saying I need smaller

    so they simply grabbed a pack out and cut them in half with scissors
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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Ajax You were my favorite type of customer. Those were the fun deposits to do.



    Some of mt deposits were over $10,000 after a holiday weekend.
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by mmQ Lol the policy is not law thing applies in public and government building, not banks and private businesses.

    I think it would be fun to correct you sir, perhaps you could attempt to elaborate because that is so vague we could get off down the wrong path
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    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ajax I was a bank teller in a prior life. Ask me anything.

    You got $50 I can “borrow”?
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    Originally posted by Ajax I was a bank teller in a prior life. Ask me anything.

    How much freedom do you have? How much freedom does your manager have? What happens when the queues get too long? Have you ever been held up? Were you afraid of being held up?
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by POLECAT I think it would be fun to correct you sir, perhaps you could attempt to elaborate because that is so vague we could get off down the wrong path

    Is it against the law for the bank to charge you 5 dollars to cash that check? Some places have policies that the law overrides, but as far as I know there isn't a law that requires a bank to cash a check for free. If I'm wrong feel free to enlighten me, I'm fine with with that.
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    Once a bank manager yelled at me. It was in Podil in Kyiv, and I wanted to change some Euros, but lost patience so walked. I don't remember what the problem was, but I remember being stuck behind some old folks doing their (bullshit money) banking, and reminding them to take their card, then waiting ages with no one helping me for some reason. It was sweaty as fuck, and he shouted at me "wait, wait", and I just shouted back "no".
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    not yet but it's only 9am
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    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by DrugSmuggler You got $50 I can “borrow”?

    No.

    Originally posted by Donald Trump How much freedom do you have? How much freedom does your manager have? What happens when the queues get too long? Have you ever been held up? Were you afraid of being held up?

    When I said prior life, I mean it was like 12-16 years ago.

    When you say freedom, what do you mean? I clocked in, did my job, clocked out, and went home. So I’d say standard freedom.

    Manager had same amount of freedom. We were both in America.

    If the queues got too long, people just had to fucking wait.

    I was never held up and I was never afraid of being held up.
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    CandyRein Black Hole
    No but I’m currently sending a lonely elderly homosexual man on a google image rampage after posting clips of my love filled life ❤️


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    infinityshock Black Hole




















































































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