Would you go to church for a girl?

1. 2017-04-13 at 2:10 PM UTC

   #81
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I object, why wasn't the prosecution informed of the defendant's change in legal representation
2. 2017-04-13 at 2:16 PM UTC

   #82
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Fox Paws I object, why wasn't the prosecution informed of the defendant's change in legal representation

   
   Sustained. The defendant will answer the question.
3. 2017-04-13 at 2:36 PM UTC

   #83
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Your honour, the accused cannot be the judge, please hold him in contempt of court. I have served Me 2001 for 16 years as his trusted legal counsel.
4. 2017-04-14 at 4 AM UTC

   #84
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ I feel like you commonly drink TAB cola. Is this true?

   
   r u a stalker. the answer is no except for the first time just the other day, quintin.
5. 2017-04-14 at 7:37 AM UTC

   #85
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   The court hereby compels one Totse 2001 to provide testimony as to the matter of tab cola consumption, a mandate the for which the penalty for non-compliance is to be deemed a hardcore faggot.
6. 2017-04-14 at 7:38 AM UTC

   #86
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   You can't go if you ain't feelin' it. Maybe once, but not every week, and that's what she wants.
7. 2017-04-14 at 8:45 AM UTC

   #87
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   What the fuck is tab cola
8. 2017-04-14 at 1:17 PM UTC

   #88
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher What the fuck is tab cola

   
   You know in Back to the Future where Marty goes into the 1950's diner and the proprietor tells him to order something and then Marty says "Just give me a Tab", to which the owner replies "A tab? I can't give you a tab unless you order something!"
   
   It's a sugar free cola from the 60's up until the early 80's. I think I read somewhere they recently started making more.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • mmQ
9. 2017-04-14 at 1:38 PM UTC

   #89
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
10. 2017-04-14 at 2:01 PM UTC

    #90
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 ACES!
    
    

    
    
    
    
11. 2017-04-15 at 2:33 AM UTC

    #91
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump

    
    That faggot stole my line! :|
    
    It might of been an RC cola instead of a Tab, but I don't care. it was delicious and stop looking in my car before I come visit you in your nightmares.
12. 2017-04-15 at 3:10 AM UTC

    #92
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I had a summer school teacher who drank a Tab and would say Aces! at least once a day. Weird.
13. 2017-04-15 at 4:56 AM UTC

    #93
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ I had a summer school teacher who drank a Tab and would say Aces! at least once a day. Weird.

    
    You sure that's not a false memory.
14. 2017-04-15 at 8:52 AM UTC

    #94
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 You sure that's not a false memory.

    
    Yep. I don't remember his name but I know that memory for sure. It was in 9th grade, summer school, economics.
15. 2017-04-15 at 10:18 AM UTC

    #95
    

    BlueNigga Yung Blood
    Not wasting life playing videogames, what kind of bread is this.
    If you aren't going to 100% every game since 1990's, you have no life.
16. 2017-04-15 at 10:46 AM UTC

    #96
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ I had a summer school teacher who drank a Tab and would say Aces! at least once a day. Weird.

    
    Did he like to get a thumb up his ass too?.
17. 2017-04-15 at 5:38 PM UTC

    #97
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by BlueNigga Not wasting life playing videogames, what kind of bread is this.
    If you aren't going to 100% every game since 1990's, you have no life.

    
    
18. 2017-04-15 at 5:48 PM UTC

    #98
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 You sure that's not a false memory.

    
    I have a false memory that I know about sometimes i forget its false its this dream I have been having for so long it re writes my memory about going to an abandoned school in the woods when I was a child.
19. 2017-04-15 at 6:44 PM UTC

    #99
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by spacepantz I have a false memory that I know about sometimes i forget its false its this dream I have been having for so long it re writes my memory about going to an abandoned school in the woods when I was a child.

    
    What if your mind is trying to suppress the critical aspect of when you were raped by the hobo inside?
20. 2017-04-15 at 6:46 PM UTC

    #100
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by BlueNigga Not wasting life playing videogames, what kind of bread is this.
    If you aren't going to 100% every game since 1990's, you have no life.

    
    It's a life if you game test, otherwise.. I suppose if you were the missing howard hughs it would be ok. old people with money needs to work on their brain skills.