The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

1. 2021-11-08 at 9:55 AM UTC

   #6261
   

   Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger Houston

   Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo I lost 1 oz of delta 8. Nigger kids stole it from my mailbox. I am paranoid about it now.

   
   I imagine if you wanted to catch said person you could just dig a deep hole in your front yard and cover it up with sticks and leaves and then lead a trail of KFC and watermelon from your mailbox to the hole.
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   • Solstice, 
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2. 2021-11-08 at 10:46 AM UTC

   #6262
   

   Bill Houston [my protanopic apetalous kneel]
   
3. 2021-11-08 at 2:49 PM UTC

   #6263
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
4. 2021-11-08 at 3:39 PM UTC

   #6264
   

   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo I lost 1 oz of delta 8. Nigger kids stole it from my mailbox. I am paranoid about it now.

   
   Imagine some random nigger kids trying to figure out what the fuck to do with a jar of distillate oil.
   
   That's shitty though, I'd probably end up in jail if I caught somebody stealing my mail, that's a hill I'm willing to die on.
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   • Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger, 
   • Nigger Nintendo
5. 2021-11-08 at 3:46 PM UTC

   #6265
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   I saw a homeless guy tweaking with a stack of mail and flyers grabbing everything from every mailbox he passed and somehow opening it and reading it out loud while walking and sorting through it leaving a huge mess
   
   he could be quite the efficient postman if society gave him a chance
6. 2021-11-08 at 5:11 PM UTC

   #6266
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger Shipping Label Created, USPS Awaiting Item for days on end is probably the most annoying shit companies can do.

   
   I can think of a more annoying thing that a company could do.
7. 2021-11-08 at 5:12 PM UTC

   #6267
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   For starters, they could just send a bunch of ugly people to rape you at inconvenient times during your day.
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   • Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger, 
   • Nigger Nintendo
8. 2021-11-08 at 5:19 PM UTC

   #6268
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by mmQ For starters, they could just send a bunch of ugly people to rape you at inconvenient times during your day.

   
   Do you have times of day when it would be convenient for you to be raped?
9. 2021-11-08 at 5:24 PM UTC

   #6269
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Do you have times of day when it would be convenient for you to be raped?

   
   Mid-day is the best time for me and if you're asking for a friend me answer is yes.
10. 2021-11-08 at 5:29 PM UTC

    #6270
    

    Bill Houston [my protanopic apetalous kneel]

    Originally posted by mmQ For starters, they could just send a bunch of ugly people to rape you at inconvenient times during your day.

    
    I would pay for that
11. 2021-11-08 at 5:35 PM UTC

    #6271
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You don't have to.
12. 2021-11-08 at 9:07 PM UTC

    #6272
    

    Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger Houston

    Originally posted by mmQ For starters, they could just send a bunch of ugly people to rape you at inconvenient times during your day.

    
    If they don't send my order soon I may send those ugly people to their business.
13. 2021-11-08 at 11:58 PM UTC

    #6273
    

    Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger Houston
    Shipment Received, Package Acceptance Pending. Guess they didn't want no ugly rapists showing up.
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    • General Butt.Naked, 
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14. 2021-11-09 at 11:38 AM UTC

    #6274
    

    Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Nice lime
15. 2021-11-09 at 1:31 PM UTC

    #6275
    

    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
    whose lime is it anyway?
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    • Nigger Nintendo
16. 2021-11-09 at 1:40 PM UTC

    #6276
    

    Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    We're running on borrowed lime
17. 2021-11-09 at 1:54 PM UTC

    #6277
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    going into the bathroom to do a quick lime
18. 2021-11-09 at 1:56 PM UTC

    #6278
    

    Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Lemon sequester
19. 2021-11-09 at 10:44 PM UTC

    #6279
    

    Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger Houston
    Just got some edibles when I was in town. Lime feelin' good.
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    • Nigger Nintendo, 
    • Solstice
20. 2021-11-10 at 3:15 PM UTC

    #6280
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole