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  1. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    I feel like the universe is closing in around me
  2. Those were a man's last words at Astroworld
  3. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Those were a man's last words at Astroworld

    Imagine feeling the bones of a small child smash in unison as you flatten their body into a steel barricade with your gut
  4. Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Originally posted by Solstice I feel like the universe is closing in around me

    Wrap it around your cock and rape it
  5. Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Tbh I don't give a fuck about AstroWorld and I don't give a fuck about Travis Scott

    Fuck him and his burger
  6. Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    It is some zeitgeist NPC shit to discuss right now, that's the only reason 99% of people give a shit at all
  7. Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo Tbh I don't give a fuck about AstroWorld and I don't give a fuck about Travis Scott

    Fuck him and his burger

    FUCK YOU IT'S MY FAVORITE MENU ITEM AND NOW I CAN'T ORDER IT OR I WILL LOOK LIKE A PSYCHO
  8. Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood FUCK YOU IT'S MY FAVORITE MENU ITEM AND NOW I CAN'T ORDER IT OR I WILL LOOK LIKE A PSYCHO

    That makes you a pussy and I'm glad you can't get what you want.
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo Tbh I don't give a fuck about AstroWorld and I don't give a fuck about Travis Scott

    Fuck him and his burger

    He's a good man he apologized and by apologized I mean he released a short video where he didn't apologize and made himself look like even a bigger dipshit than he already was.
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  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol he used his 'apology' to huck free trials of some online therapy service
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  11. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra lol he used his 'apology' to huck free trials of some online therapy service

    Who? Travis Scott?
  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Who? Travis Scott?

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10188409/Travis-Scott-accused-exploiting-Astroworld-tragedy-BetterHelp-partnership.html
  13. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10188409/Travis-Scott-accused-exploiting-Astroworld-tragedy-BetterHelp-partnership.html

    Jesus fucking christ.

    Personal opinion here: hanging is too good for some people.
  14. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood FUCK YOU IT'S MY FAVORITE MENU ITEM AND NOW I CAN'T ORDER IT OR I WILL LOOK LIKE A PSYCHO

    Isn't it just a fucking quarter pounder with no pickles?

    Their burgers are god awful, they taste steamed or boiled or something. If you wanna fuck with a fast food burger go to Wendy's.
  15. Nile bump
    I got the McDonald's chicken breakfast sandwich not too long ago


    It sucked. To much fucking what is that mayo? It was just bad. Never again.
  16. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10188409/Travis-Scott-accused-exploiting-Astroworld-tragedy-BetterHelp-partnership.html

    Niggers are despicable beings, what's new
  17. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Nile I got the McDonald's chicken breakfast sandwich not too long ago


    It sucked. To much fucking what is that mayo? It was just bad. Never again.

    I didn't even know they had that. I do like their breakfast, and the new crispy chicken sandwich, but that's it.

    I got a 4 piece nugget for my old dog once and he smelled it awkwardly for a minute then wouldn't eat it, and that was a dog who would inhale any kind of meat.
  18. Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo That makes you a pussy and I'm glad you can't get what you want.

    its actually not even a menu item anymore and i have been ordering it custom so fuck u racist

    Originally posted by Solstice Isn't it just a fucking quarter pounder with no pickles?

    Their burgers are god awful, they taste steamed or boiled or something. If you wanna fuck with a fast food burger go to Wendy's.

    and bacon with sprite and BBQ sauce for the fries. Honestly better than a big mac tho
  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo Tbh I don't give a fuck about AstroWorld and I don't give a fuck about Travis Scott

    Fuck him and his burger

    I have a theory about the Travis Scott burger. I think it’s a sham. It’s all a multi million dollar misinformation campaign. McDonalds has been hurting for a new supply of beef due to the Covid 19 pandemic. With all of the meat processing plant closures, they had to look elsewhere to get their precious beef for the ever so hungry American. They needed a new supplier. This has to be nobody other than Travis Scott. You see, since marrying Kylie Jenner, he had access to all of her cosmetic company’s animal testing plants. It was easy for Travis to get ahold of meat… it was too easy.

    Travis knew McDonalds was desperate for new meat, so he struck while the iron was hot. Through a swift negotiation, he had the multi billion dollars corporation by the balls, the sweet sweet balls. Travis agreed to supply them with the meat, only he lead them to believe it was coming from cows when in reality he was harvesting the animals from the animal cosmetic testing lab. In exchange, he got his name on the McDonalds menu. All for what?

    Now you may be wondering how I came across this info. And you may be wondering who sent you this information. It was Cactus Jack. Cactus Jack sent this info.

    https://copypastatext.com/travis-scott-burger/
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  20. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo I don't always smoke cigarettes but when I do, I prefer American Spirits

    This nigga is raw! Though Newport Menthols is how a nigga live.
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