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  1. mmG African Astronaut
    I guess this is already a thing but I would make mine totally open source and able to be played on printed sheets taped or tiled together

    https://combatstorm.com/
  2. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls We don’t have a dollar tree and you watch too much home alone

    I hate that faggoty movie, I even hated it when I was a kid, fuck that film series n
  3. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Here ya go

  4. mmG African Astronaut
    I always wished I could take the place of the incompetent burglars and murder Kevin
  5. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I wonder if you can visit that house, surely it’s some kinda tourist attraction
  6. Originally posted by mmG I always dalittenly wished I could dalitally take the place of the dalitlly incompetent dalit burglars and dalitly mollest dalitly dilated dalit Kevin

    i dalitly c.
  7. Originally posted by Grylls I wonder if you can visit that house, surely it’s some kinda tourist attraction

    yea. child sex tourists.
  8. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I bought groceries at Aldi's yesterday afternoon and was very disappointed.

    I had planned on making a large pot of stew/soup and picked up all the fresh veggies at the front of the store. They were out of stew meat and they were out of frozen veggies (corn, pess, green beans) so now I've got only 1/2 of the needed ingredients...and they're all the perishable ones, dammit!

    I also had planned on stocking up the pantry to make chili later. They were out of canned chili hot beans. They did the same thing last year. The minute it started getting cooler, chili hot beans disappeared from the Aldi store shelves...and stayed that way all of last fucking winter! I looked every few weeks when grocery shopping and they only reappeared on the shelves in the spring when it started getting warmer.

    Jiggly, are you experiencing these problems down in Houston?
  9. Originally posted by stl1 I bought groceries at Aldi's yesterday afternoon and was very disappointed.

    I had planned on making a large pot of stew/soup and picked up all the fresh veggies at the front of the store. They were out of stew meat and they were out of frozen veggies (corn, pess, green beans) so now I've got only 1/2 of the needed ingredients…and they're all the perishable ones, dammit!

    I also had planned on stocking up the pantry to make chili later. They were out of canned chili hot beans. They did the same thing last year. The minute it started getting cooler, chili hot beans disappeared from the Aldi store shelves…and stayed that way all of last fucking winter! I looked every few weeks when grocery shopping and they only reappeared on the shelves in the spring when it started getting warmer.

    Jiggly, are you experiencing these problems down in Houston?

    Serves you right. It's you sky-is-falling covid retards who caused the shortages. Not to mention you voted for the child-sniffer who does nothing about it.
  10. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    And here I thought it was the assholes refusing to do their civic duty and roll up their sleeves fault.

    Thanks for setting me straight.
  11. Originally posted by stl1 And here I thought it was the assholes refusing to do their civic duty and roll up their sleeves fault.

    Thanks for setting me straight.

    No, it was your ilk all along.
  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Any pictures of skulls, dragons or other animals etc on the knives are there as a way to promote peaceful use of the knife / tool and for artistic purposes only. Skulls serve as a warning to not use the knife inappropriately, similar to a skull on a poison bottle.
  13. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls I wonder if you can visit that house, surely it’s some kinda tourist attraction

    Yup, McAllister House
  14. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I bought a giant country breakfast scramble from the local diner

    scrambled eggs with home fries, sausage, bacon, ham cheese and hollandaise sauce

  15. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I bought a giant country breakfast scramble from the local diner

    scrambled eggs with home fries, sausage, bacon, ham cheese and hollandaise sauce


    Gross 🤮
  16. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    it was actually DELICIOUS
  17. CandyRein Black Hole
    Chicky boobs, Knorr pasta sides the cheddar broccoli kind.. a frozen bag of mixed veggies and some firewood...
  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/185121558684

    photos are hilarious



    make sure you hold it by the bassoo, not the tubule



    when using it for fishing
  19. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by CandyRein Knorr pasta sides the cheddar broccoli kind

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  20. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by WellHung mandarins

    trade me a cute one for a fat sak
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