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what's the last thing you bought?

  1. mmG African Astronaut
    Nigger taco
  2. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Time machine
  3. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Woah 1 hour ago I was watching a movie right over there
  4. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
  5. WellHung Black Hole
    mandarins
  6. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Burger King tacos are decent. they were the best tasting thing out of that box of food. the burgers are tiny. like smaller than a childs burger. they're just slightly larger than a slider.

    the jalapeno cheese things were maybe the size of a tater-tot.

    the tacos were greasy but tasty. the burgers were cold and bland tasting. even the BBQ on them was weak.
    Didn't get my french fries. was bummed out.
    should of went to Jack in the Box.
  7. mmG African Astronaut
    Look at scron sitting around playing atari and drinking jimbo
  8. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Phone case
  9. mmG African Astronaut
    More like nutcase... Phone...
  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    Coffee donuts and 20 in gas
  11. Gender reassignment surgery for this thing...that's what you get in my house for not doing as you are told.

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Gender reassignment surgery for this thing…that's what you get in my house for not doing as you are told.


    are you jealous of its virility ?
  13. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Why does that retarded cat have a lampshade on its head
  14. Originally posted by Grylls Why does that retarded cat have a lampshade on its head

    So it can't lick it's now nonexistent balls...didn't they put one on you when you was in hospital?
  15. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Woah woah woah a bit sensitive about your retarded pussy aren’t we
  16. mmG African Astronaut
    I am snuggle my own cats
  17. mmG African Astronaut
    You'll ever go to dollar tree and buy a bunch of bullshit toys? I love buying plastic army men and marbles.

    You can set up the former in tactical formations around your house and then pulverize them with the latter.

    Only thing is I have to keep my cats away from the marbles, I know they will cholk on them
  18. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I am gonna build a Lego cat and also snuggle it
  19. mmG African Astronaut
    I want to invent a board game that can be played with generic army men.
  20. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    We don’t have a dollar tree and you watch too much home alone
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