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  1. Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Let's start a deftones cover band called DEFTUMS (pronounced in American deaf people dialect). I'll be charismatic. Frontman Chili Machaca n I'll bounce around on stage with the mic cable wrapped around my arm in gas station sunlasses and a guy fieri wig

    lmao, I like the way you think. I haven't played an instrument since high school, played a little bit of bass guitar and had a drum set for a couple years. I can also do some deep death metal screams that hurt my throat but I'm sure we could figure something out.
  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Let's start a deftones cover band called DEFTUMS (pronounced in American deaf people dialect). I'll be charismatic. Frontman Chili Machaca n I'll bounce around on stage with the mic cable wrapped around my arm in gas station sunlasses and a guy fieri wig

    call it deft ones
  3. mmG African Astronaut
    I was just kidding, the deftones are actually good
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  4. Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger lmao, I like the way you think. I haven't played an instrument since high school, played a little bit of bass guitar and had a drum set for a couple years. I can also do some deep death metal screams that hurt my throat but I'm sure we could figure something out.

    I can play alto sax and recorder if need be
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  5. Originally posted by Solstice I can play alto sax and recorder if need be

    Sounds like we got something going here. I actually been wanting to learn an instrument like acoustic guitar but I have so much other shit that I like to do in my free time I think it might be a waste of money and I'd probably get frustrated.
  6. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
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  7. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by mmG Watch original Candyman

    i watched this on television
  8. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger Sounds like we got something going here. I actually been wanting to learn an instrument like acoustic guitar but I have so much other shit that I like to do in my free time I think it might be a waste of money and I'd probably get frustrated.

    neegar
  9. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mashlehash i watched this on television

    Watch this series of short claymation films.

  10. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mashlehash i watched this on television

    Watch this laosiam cartoon

  11. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    what have you been doing mmq i've missed you
  12. mmG African Astronaut
    I'm Dr Falco using an alternative account mmG, not our mutual friend Mr M.Q. Uestions.

    Chilico saliba my friend. Do u really think u now?
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by mashlehash what have you been doing mmq i've missed you

    I've killed myself once a day, every day, since we last spoke.

    Thanks
  14. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    dude i actually cut myself and it wasn't very funny. sitting there realizing oxygen it's like who really believes in bloodletting?
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  15. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mashlehash dude i actually cut myself and it wasn't very funny. sitting there realizing oxygen it's like who really believes in bloodletting?

    Bruh you ever adsorb?
  16. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    no
  17. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    i don't like my usertitle

    in actual it would be like we illustrated this about your family and in genuine i would see a realm where they trapped me and asked me what was going on
  18. mmG African Astronaut
    If you liked the results, you're not a victim.
  19. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    holy shit he's lucid

  20. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    dun wan nun of thay roshambo

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