The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

1. 2021-10-28 at 3:08 AM UTC

   #5981
   

   Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger Houston

   Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Let's start a deftones cover band called DEFTUMS (pronounced in American deaf people dialect). I'll be charismatic. Frontman Chili Machaca n I'll bounce around on stage with the mic cable wrapped around my arm in gas station sunlasses and a guy fieri wig

   
   lmao, I like the way you think. I haven't played an instrument since high school, played a little bit of bass guitar and had a drum set for a couple years. I can also do some deep death metal screams that hurt my throat but I'm sure we could figure something out.
2. 2021-10-28 at 3:18 AM UTC

   #5982
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Let's start a deftones cover band called DEFTUMS (pronounced in American deaf people dialect). I'll be charismatic. Frontman Chili Machaca n I'll bounce around on stage with the mic cable wrapped around my arm in gas station sunlasses and a guy fieri wig

   
   call it deft ones
3. 2021-10-28 at 3:44 AM UTC

   #5983
   

   mmG African Astronaut
   I was just kidding, the deftones are actually good
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   • Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger
4. 2021-10-28 at 4:29 AM UTC

   #5984
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger lmao, I like the way you think. I haven't played an instrument since high school, played a little bit of bass guitar and had a drum set for a couple years. I can also do some deep death metal screams that hurt my throat but I'm sure we could figure something out.

   
   I can play alto sax and recorder if need be
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   • Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger, 
   • mmQ
5. 2021-10-28 at 5:32 AM UTC

   #5985
   

   Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger Houston

   Originally posted by Solstice I can play alto sax and recorder if need be

   
   Sounds like we got something going here. I actually been wanting to learn an instrument like acoustic guitar but I have so much other shit that I like to do in my free time I think it might be a waste of money and I'd probably get frustrated.
6. 2021-10-28 at 10:33 AM UTC

   #5986
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
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   • mmG
7. 2021-10-28 at 6:30 PM UTC

   #5987
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by mmG Watch original Candyman

   
   i watched this on television
8. 2021-10-28 at 6:30 PM UTC

   #5988
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger Sounds like we got something going here. I actually been wanting to learn an instrument like acoustic guitar but I have so much other shit that I like to do in my free time I think it might be a waste of money and I'd probably get frustrated.

   
   neegar
9. 2021-10-28 at 6:33 PM UTC

   #5989
   

   mmG African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mashlehash i watched this on television

   
   Watch this series of short claymation films.
   
   
10. 2021-10-28 at 6:38 PM UTC

    #5990
    

    mmG African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mashlehash i watched this on television

    
    Watch this laosiam cartoon
    
    
11. 2021-10-28 at 6:41 PM UTC

    #5991
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    what have you been doing mmq i've missed you
12. 2021-10-28 at 6:58 PM UTC

    #5992
    

    mmG African Astronaut
    I'm Dr Falco using an alternative account mmG, not our mutual friend Mr M.Q. Uestions.
    
    Chilico saliba my friend. Do u really think u now?
13. 2021-10-28 at 6:59 PM UTC

    #5993
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by mashlehash what have you been doing mmq i've missed you

    
    I've killed myself once a day, every day, since we last spoke.
    
    Thanks
14. 2021-10-28 at 7:01 PM UTC

    #5994
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    dude i actually cut myself and it wasn't very funny. sitting there realizing oxygen it's like who really believes in bloodletting?
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    • mmG
15. 2021-10-28 at 7:03 PM UTC

    #5995
    

    mmG African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mashlehash dude i actually cut myself and it wasn't very funny. sitting there realizing oxygen it's like who really believes in bloodletting?

    
    Bruh you ever adsorb?
16. 2021-10-28 at 7:07 PM UTC

    #5996
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    no
17. 2021-10-28 at 7:09 PM UTC

    #5997
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    i don't like my usertitle
    
    in actual it would be like we illustrated this about your family and in genuine i would see a realm where they trapped me and asked me what was going on
18. 2021-10-28 at 7:13 PM UTC

    #5998
    

    mmG African Astronaut
    If you liked the results, you're not a victim.
19. 2021-10-28 at 7:15 PM UTC

    #5999
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    holy shit he's lucid
    
    
20. 2021-10-28 at 7:15 PM UTC

    #6000
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    dun wan nun of thay roshambo