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2021-10-20 at 8:26 AM UTC
Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Did you grow terbacker with her on yer farm?
did you guys smack dat pig until it went weee weee weee and straighten its curly tail while it shit and ran at the same time?
did you have vern and ernist fix da hay lauft for da hungry angry cows?
did yur grandma help birf yur dodder as a wet nurse in da sink while kicking dat dur cow for nudging her to feed it?
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2021-10-20 at 8:26 AM UTCIbought air enhancements for my air enhancement bc i live in trash and dustThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-10-20 at 11:15 AM UTCI need to get a new air enhancement.
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2021-10-20 at 11:15 AM UTCA bus ticket wtf
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2021-10-20 at 12:07 PM UTCGasoline, $27.01 worth.
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2021-10-20 at 12:21 PM UTCAsshole why don’t you go green
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2021-10-20 at 12:27 PM UTC
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2021-10-20 at 12:32 PM UTC🤬
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2021-10-20 at 1:35 PM UTCHe's a booma, he isn't prepared for the sheer power of an electric motor. Ever sat in any EV and just gassed it? It's kind of crazy how much pick they have.
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2021-10-20 at 1:39 PM UTCAn average street only has enough amps to charge 3 cars simultaneously.
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2021-10-20 at 1:41 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmG He's a booma, he isn't prepared for the sheer power of an electric motor. Ever sat in any EV and just gassed it? It's kind of crazy how much pick they have.
Pffft, I used to own an GSXR1100 at the time the fastest road bike in the world...I was traveling at near speed of light before you were borrrrrrnnnn -
2021-10-20 at 1:52 PM UTCMy unicorn scooter is solar powered and tops out at around 62 mph if I’m going downhill
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2021-10-20 at 2:03 PM UTC
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2021-10-20 at 2:03 PM UTC
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2021-10-20 at 2:07 PM UTCEat my dust
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2021-10-20 at 2:11 PM UTC
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2021-10-20 at 2:23 PM UTC
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny anyone can go fast on a big bike on a long road but only real men can go fast on a small moped on narrow streets.
Done that too..and been laughed at in the process.
My main bike was in pieces being rebuilt so I had this cheap little moped I'd bought off someone for 50 quid...it was tiny...don't remember the brand but it wasn't your standard moped...looked a bit like something they might have deployed behind enemy lines by parachute in WW2..but it had a 90cc engine so it was actually pretty speedy.
I went to work on it for a week and sped through Manchester rush hour. I was sitting at a stop light one day...and a car full of young lovelies pulled up next to me, rolled the window down and yelled "Give your little Brother his bike back!".
(I'm 6'4" and you probably couldn't see the bike under me it was that small).
It used to do a wheelie in first gear...whether you wanted it to or not...you just didn't use first gear because of it. When I first got it and hadn't figured that out yet I was passing the post office where there were a line of old folk lined up outside for their pension checks and I slipped it down into first gear as I was coming to a stop light and the thing just reared up like a roaring bear and wheely-ed past the old folk at 7mph.
I bet they were tutting and complaining to each other about "damn kids on motorbikes" -
2021-10-20 at 3:04 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Done that too..and been laughed at in the process.
My main bike was in pieces being rebuilt so I had this cheap little moped I'd bought off someone for 50 quid…it was tiny…don't remember the brand but it wasn't your standard moped…looked a bit like something they might have deployed behind enemy lines by parachute in WW2..but it had a 90cc engine so it was actually pretty speedy.
I went to work on it for a week and sped through Manchester rush hour. I was sitting at a stop light one day…and a car full of young lovelies pulled up next to me, rolled the window down and yelled "Give your little Brother his bike back!".
(I'm 6'4" and you probably couldn't see the bike under me it was that small).
It used to do a wheelie in first gear…whether you wanted it to or not…you just didn't use first gear because of it. When I first got it and hadn't figured that out yet I was passing the post office where there were a line of old folk lined up outside for their pension checks and I slipped it down into first gear as I was coming to a stop light and the thing just reared up like a roaring bear and wheely-ed past the old folk at 7mph.
I bet they were tutting and complaining to each other about "damn kids on motorbikes"
doesnt sound fast enough.
anyway anyone can do a slow speed wheelie. or a lot of it. even little girls.
lucky sadle. and gas tank. -
2021-10-20 at 3:28 PM UTC
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2021-10-20 at 3:35 PM UTC
