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  1. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I WILL SMASH YOUR THROAT IN AND CAVE YOUR CHEST IN AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME>

    No you won't do shit faggot, you are a pussy ass Uber driving bitch who will fetch my chicken wings when I command, niggerboy!
  2. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by mmG No you won't do shit faggot, you are a pussy ass Uber driving bitch who will fetch my chicken wings when I command, niggerboy!

    I'll eat them wings on the way to your house and leave bones in the box then downvote you and say you were rude so they;ll think your ass is lying about me.
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  3. Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I'll eat them wings on the way to your house and leave bones in the box then downvote you and say you were rude so they;ll think your ass is lying about me.

    Fucking lol
  4. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I'll eat them wings on the way to your house and leave bones in the box then downvote you and say you were rude so they;ll think your ass is lying about me.

    Dishonest ubernigger^

    Reported, 0 stars and no tip. I'll get my money back and FUCK you.
  5. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I'll eat them wings on the way to your house and leave bones in the box then downvote you and say you were rude so they;ll think your ass is lying about me.

    Thatโ€™s disgusting, fuckhead
  6. WellHung Black Hole
    Tell the chubby barkeep to whip me up a Tom Collins, mate.
  7. DontTellEm Black Hole
    If only u could pay for it, ya retard wart.
  8. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    whats going on guys
  9. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT whats going on guys

    Your mom's dick
  10. Originally posted by DontTellEm Thatโ€™s disgusting, fuckhead

    That's what men say once they spread your legs
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  11. CandyRein Black Hole
    Alright suicidal Sam calm down
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  12. DontTellEm Black Hole
    LOL ๐Ÿ˜‚
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  13. DontTellEm Black Hole
    mmG thanked that ? Okay I see you.
  14. Stupid women flock together
  15. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by mmG Dishonest ubernigger^

    Reported, 0 stars and no tip. I'll get my money back and FUCK you.

    It's one star as the lowest, I have a high rating so they'll believe me over you. I make them more money than your one account makes them ๐Ÿ˜€
  16. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by Solstice Stupid women flock together

    Go lay down little dick, we canโ€™t all be hydro ๐Ÿ˜›
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  17. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready It's one star as the lowest, I have a high rating so they'll believe me over you. I make them more money than your one account makes them ๐Ÿ˜€

    Oh yeah well I've made a billion orders and rides and I always tip generously.

    I am an Uber Obsidian member, I can rate 0 stars and everyone I give a bad review to is BANNED.
  18. Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready It's one star as the lowest, I have a high rating so they'll believe me over you. I make them more money than your one account makes them ๐Ÿ˜€

    All it takes is one little girl to point the finger...and all you have built can come crashing down.
  19. G African Astronaut
    'Lo comforter

  20. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Sam's Club yesterday and bought a bag of 18 count petite white hoagie rolls, 2 tubs of chicken salad and a tub of potato salad.

    Quick and easy meals with no cooking. I freeze the rolls before they get too old. I cut them in half lengthwise and hollow out the top portion and then fill it with the chicken salad. Good stuff.
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