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  1. Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Im still sick somehow idk wtf is going on

    Might wanna go get tested and see if you have ligma. Hope you get better.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger Might wanna go get tested and see if you have ligma. Hope you get better.

    He's had ligma since he was born stop being insensitive
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  3. mmG African Astronaut
    Later on he also developed sugma
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  4. Sugma deuk
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  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ

    This gif cuts short of the payoff line of "...fun, fun fun but the most wonderful thing about tiggers is I'm the only one" and we later learn that this emotional unavailability and fasetiousness is a coping mechanism for the crippling loneliness Tigger experiences by not having kinfolk to share an identity with. There is a surprise resolution at the end which leads to an emotionally fulfilling moment I will leave to the imagination

    I'm thinking of trying to write a book about a local theif who made international headlines or at least steal parts of him for a character but he was a pretty complicated guy. He was very anti Semitic and before that was a big deal he used to convince local council to do anti Semitic things like name lakes after nazi things. Would require alot of research
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  6. Yeah Kike Furnace Caverns was becoming really popular with tourists
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Six million , six thousand, what's really the difference even ? Still a national tragedy
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  8. Donald Trump Black Hole
    I want some reparations for something. Anything. I feel in my bones that I am owed it.
  9. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump I want some reparations for something. Anything. I feel in my bones that I am owed it.

    Shut the fuck up.
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  11. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by mmQ Six million , six thousand, what's really the difference even ? Still a national tragedy

    Five million nine hundred and ninety four thousand
  12. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny Five million nine hundred and ninety four thousand

    Shut up nigger faggot. It was a Norm joke.
  13. Originally posted by mmG Shut up nigger faggot. It was a Norm joke.

    Solid Norm. Top tier Norm.
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  15. After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest. He then puts on some axe for some Kanye zest and goes to the bar puffing out his Kanye chest. Gets drunk into a Kanye mess and goes home to the the Kanye West part of town. He realized his life was a wreck, and was feeling a little Kanye depressed. “My life sucks he Kanye digressed. He decided to get some Italian to he flew to Kanye Trieste. He got some pasta and started to Kanye digest. You should get some Kanye rest his wife Kanye pressed. Instead he went to a Kanye fest. He then realized he needed to go to Dallas for his competition, so he went to the airport and hopped on Kanye southwest, got some Kanye rest, and the next morning was feeling ready for his Kanye contest. Or at least he Kanye guessed. On the day of the competition he was feeling a little Kanye stressed. But in the end the judges were Kanye impressed. For his performance he was awarded with the Kanye chest, clearly identified with the Kanye crest. There ends the story of Kanye West.
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  16. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest. He then puts on some axe for some Kanye zest and goes to the bar puffing out his Kanye chest. Gets drunk into a Kanye mess and goes home to the the Kanye West part of town. He realized his life was a wreck, and was feeling a little Kanye depressed. “My life sucks he Kanye digressed. He decided to get some Italian to he flew to Kanye Trieste. He got some pasta and started to Kanye digest. You should get some Kanye rest his wife Kanye pressed. Instead he went to a Kanye fest. He then realized he needed to go to Dallas for his competition, so he went to the airport and hopped on Kanye southwest, got some Kanye rest, and the next morning was feeling ready for his Kanye contest. Or at least he Kanye guessed. On the day of the competition he was feeling a little Kanye stressed. But in the end the judges were Kanye impressed. For his performance he was awarded with the Kanye chest, clearly identified with the Kanye crest. There ends the story of Kanye West.

    Thank you Kanye, very cool!
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