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  4. Your ligma go away yet, homie?
  5. I feel pretty much back to normal but my throat still pretty fucked up. Hard to swallow food. No karaoke for a while i guess.
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  6. Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I feel pretty much back to normal but my throat still pretty fucked up. Hard to swallow food. No karaoke for a while i guess.

    Life can be tough sometimes, keep your head up my dude.
  7. Imean this is a cakewalk compared to my life before lol.

    Love u brotha. We should all go a group chat thing soon.
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  8. Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Imean this is a cakewalk compared to my life before lol.

    Love u brotha. We should all go a group chat thing soon.

    I'd be down for that, I texted panthrax recently about that and when the timing is right I hope we can all chill and have a good time.
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  9. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest. He then puts on some axe for some Kanye zest and goes to the bar puffing out his Kanye chest. Gets drunk into a Kanye mess and goes home to the the Kanye West part of town. He realized his life was a wreck, and was feeling a little Kanye depressed. “My life sucks he Kanye digressed. He decided to get some Italian to he flew to Kanye Trieste. He got some pasta and started to Kanye digest. You should get some Kanye rest his wife Kanye pressed. Instead he went to a Kanye fest. He then realized he needed to go to Dallas for his competition, so he went to the airport and hopped on Kanye southwest, got some Kanye rest, and the next morning was feeling ready for his Kanye contest. Or at least he Kanye guessed. On the day of the competition he was feeling a little Kanye stressed. But in the end the judges were Kanye impressed. For his performance he was awarded with the Kanye chest, clearly identified with the Kanye crest. There ends the story of Kanye West.

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  11. Freebased cocaine rocks growing from powdered cocaine due to exposure from low Ph atmosphere
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  12. mmG African Astronaut
    Looks like the tail of whail
  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Propane feed my chillins
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I did more hugs in prism than I do now but I haven't worked on any emotional or mental health issues so I'm just empty alldatyme.

    I have two lawsuits pending and I think I'm gonna get paidddd.

    I'm so close to fdinishizing my dagree I'm actually excited.

    Someone very close to me is getting surgery tomorrow and I am norvus

    I think early next year I'm going to have alot of money.

    My son is objectively the coolest baby to ever exist on this planet.

    I haven't cheated on my bm since muh releese

    I'm so blessed it's disgusting. I dont even do shit but somehow it's sustainable

    I like the feeling of living simply. Wheen da buug jumps off I'll be aite. Gonna get some chickens and goats and rise in da morning 2 pray.

    IM PART OF DA HOPE HE ATE EPIDEMIX. YA KNO, DA 1 EPIDEMIX DAT REALLY MATTERS AND NO OJE TALKS ABOOT? WELP, HERE I YAM JIST IN HERE DYIN. ME AND DIET PIANO MAY HE REE5 IN PEACE

    MAY ALL OF US REST IN PREESE
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    At least 30% of the posts I've made on this site have been made while driving with my knees. It would be much safer if scientists would invent a phone in which you could type with your knees
  16. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Freebased cocaine rocks growing from powdered cocaine due to exposure from low Ph atmosphere

    Nice! I always figured that's where all the cocaine I used to buy came from.
  17. Originally posted by Sudo At least 30% of the posts I've made on this site have been made while driving with my knees. It would be much safer if scientists would invent a phone in which you could type with your knees

    i drove around with a weed guy that was staring at his phone the entire time i kept having to tell him about the status of the lights he could not be bothered to pay attention to traffic like wtf??? that's psychotic
  18. RIP DOHDOH

  19. mmG African Astronaut
    Glad she died

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