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  1. Originally posted by mmG I rarely buy bread any more, I just buy flour and yeast and keep it at home for when I want bread. Every time I get bread it ends up going mouldy before I can finish it and I hate that. So if I want bread, I just make it.

    Don't you have a freezer? you can slice and then freeze bread and then only use what you need as you go! few seconds in the microwave to defrost them or BETTER YET DEFROST THEM IN THE TOASTER AS TOASTED BREAD IS ALWAYS BETTER THAN PLAIN OLD FLOPPY BREAD.
  2. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ milk > white
    bread > brown
    onion > yellow. Red, Purple

    fixt you racist fuck
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready fixt you racist fuck

    What about white and green onions ? Jeez
  4. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by mmQ What about white and green onions ? Jeez

    now we have a rainbow coalition of the onion people.
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You made my bundle of scallions cry.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by mmQ You made my bundle of scallions cry.

    sadly your scallions will end up in an orphanage.
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready sadly your scallions will end up in an orphanage.

    If by 'sadly' you mean 'thankfully' and by 'an orphanage' you mean 'your (my) butthole' you are correct.
  8. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by mmQ If by 'sadly' you mean 'thankfully' and by 'an orphanage' you mean 'your (my) butthole' you are correct.

    lol No.. I would say what I mean. Again you and Speedy are gay hopefuls. you two should hook up and rape one another in a cheap hotel room off Rout 66. So who would be the poof and who would be the toppa?
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready lol No.. I would say what I mean. Again you and Speedy are gay hopefuls. you two should hook up and rape one another in a cheap hotel room off Rout 66. So who would be the poof and who would be the toppa?

    How does raping one another work? Whys it gotta be a cheap hotel?
  10. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    this post was brought to you by rainbow swiss chard.

    Rainbow swiss chard... if your kids eat it they will become homosexual

  11. mmG African Astronaut
    Gay onion
  12. DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    A roast beast

    Delicioso
  13. Originally posted by Donald Trump Why do women always have fucked up feet?

    their love for silly shoes. poor girls or those who lived natural lives dont have deformed feet tho.

    i remember that kill bill girl having truly deformed feet.
  14. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by mmQ How does raping one another work? Whys it gotta be a cheap hotel?

    stop trying to normalize this just to ruin my insult!
  15. I wish Rhubarb was more readily available in this god forsaken country. As a young fella-me-lad my granny used to grow it in her garden and Mummy dearest would then make delicious pies with it.
  16. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I wish Rhubarb was more readily available in this god forsaken country. As a young fella-me-lad my granny used to grow it in her garden and Mummy dearest would then make delicious pies with it.

    were u a good kid growing up, Pops? Did u please ur mom and dad?
  17. Originally posted by WellHung were u a good kid growing up, Pops? Did u please ur mom and dad?

    Up till the age of 7 I was good, then I learned how being good didn't get you very far in life so became a twat and dead inside.
  18. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Up till the age of 7 I was good, then I learned how being good didn't get you very far in life so became a twat and dead inside.

    r ur folks still alive? if so, how is ur relationship with em?
  19. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung r ur folks still alive? if so, how is ur relationship with em?

    Shut the fuck up.
  20. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung r ur folks still alive? if so, how is ur relationship with em?
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