what's the last thing you bought?

1. 2021-10-07 at 8:17 PM UTC

   #5661
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmG I rarely buy bread any more, I just buy flour and yeast and keep it at home for when I want bread. Every time I get bread it ends up going mouldy before I can finish it and I hate that. So if I want bread, I just make it.

   
   Don't you have a freezer? you can slice and then freeze bread and then only use what you need as you go! few seconds in the microwave to defrost them or BETTER YET DEFROST THEM IN THE TOASTER AS TOASTED BREAD IS ALWAYS BETTER THAN PLAIN OLD FLOPPY BREAD.
2. 2021-10-07 at 8:48 PM UTC

   #5662
   

   Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ milk > white
   bread > brown
   onion > yellow. Red, Purple

   
   fixt you racist fuck
3. 2021-10-07 at 8:52 PM UTC

   #5663
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready fixt you racist fuck

   
   What about white and green onions ? Jeez
4. 2021-10-07 at 9:03 PM UTC

   #5664
   

   Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

   Originally posted by mmQ What about white and green onions ? Jeez

   
   now we have a rainbow coalition of the onion people.
5. 2021-10-07 at 9:09 PM UTC

   #5665
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   You made my bundle of scallions cry.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • mmG
6. 2021-10-07 at 9:16 PM UTC

   #5666
   

   Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

   Originally posted by mmQ You made my bundle of scallions cry.

   
   sadly your scallions will end up in an orphanage.
7. 2021-10-07 at 9:19 PM UTC

   #5667
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready sadly your scallions will end up in an orphanage.

   
   If by 'sadly' you mean 'thankfully' and by 'an orphanage' you mean 'your (my) butthole' you are correct.
8. 2021-10-07 at 9:22 PM UTC

   #5668
   

   Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

   Originally posted by mmQ If by 'sadly' you mean 'thankfully' and by 'an orphanage' you mean 'your (my) butthole' you are correct.

   
   lol No.. I would say what I mean. Again you and Speedy are gay hopefuls. you two should hook up and rape one another in a cheap hotel room off Rout 66. So who would be the poof and who would be the toppa?
9. 2021-10-07 at 9:27 PM UTC

   #5669
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready lol No.. I would say what I mean. Again you and Speedy are gay hopefuls. you two should hook up and rape one another in a cheap hotel room off Rout 66. So who would be the poof and who would be the toppa?

   
   How does raping one another work? Whys it gotta be a cheap hotel?
10. 2021-10-07 at 9:28 PM UTC

    #5670
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    this post was brought to you by rainbow swiss chard.
    
    Rainbow swiss chard... if your kids eat it they will become homosexual
    
    
11. 2021-10-07 at 9:47 PM UTC

    #5671
    

    mmG African Astronaut
    Gay onion
12. 2021-10-07 at 10:21 PM UTC

    #5672
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    A roast beast
    
    Delicioso
13. 2021-10-07 at 11:02 PM UTC

    #5673
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Donald Trump Why do women always have fucked up feet?

    
    their love for silly shoes. poor girls or those who lived natural lives dont have deformed feet tho.
    
    i remember that kill bill girl having truly deformed feet.
14. 2021-10-08 at 5:31 AM UTC

    #5674
    

    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

    Originally posted by mmQ How does raping one another work? Whys it gotta be a cheap hotel?

    
    stop trying to normalize this just to ruin my insult!
15. 2021-10-08 at 12:22 PM UTC

    #5675
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    I wish Rhubarb was more readily available in this god forsaken country. As a young fella-me-lad my granny used to grow it in her garden and Mummy dearest would then make delicious pies with it.
16. 2021-10-08 at 1:04 PM UTC

    #5676
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I wish Rhubarb was more readily available in this god forsaken country. As a young fella-me-lad my granny used to grow it in her garden and Mummy dearest would then make delicious pies with it.

    
    were u a good kid growing up, Pops? Did u please ur mom and dad?
17. 2021-10-08 at 1:13 PM UTC

    #5677
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by WellHung were u a good kid growing up, Pops? Did u please ur mom and dad?

    
    Up till the age of 7 I was good, then I learned how being good didn't get you very far in life so became a twat and dead inside.
18. 2021-10-08 at 1:28 PM UTC

    #5678
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Up till the age of 7 I was good, then I learned how being good didn't get you very far in life so became a twat and dead inside.

    
    r ur folks still alive? if so, how is ur relationship with em?
19. 2021-10-08 at 1:47 PM UTC

    #5679
    

    mmG African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WellHung r ur folks still alive? if so, how is ur relationship with em?

    
    Shut the fuck up.
20. 2021-10-08 at 1:49 PM UTC

    #5680
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by WellHung r ur folks still alive? if so, how is ur relationship with em?