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  1. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
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  2. mmG African Astronaut
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  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I found an old theremin kit, so hopefully all the parts are in there. I'm going to build it and put it in the hallway so it screams when my cats walk past it
  4. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
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  5. mmG African Astronaut
    YOU LOSE
  6. Incessant African Astronaut
    Slamming gin cocktails
  7. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra I found an old theremin kit, so hopefully all the parts are in there. I'm going to build it and put it in the hallway so it screams when my cats walk past it

    This is why you’re my spirit animal
  8. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by mmG YOU LOSE

    555
  9. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls 555

    2020
  10. mmG African Astronaut
    (this joke only works in Base-6)
  11. mmG African Astronaut
    The phrase "tape her wrists" reminds me of "rape her tits".
  12. DontTellEm Black Hole
    I’m off tomorrow, Christmas miracle !! Lol
  13. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Watching that head of food n drug admin sissy talk about blow darts are the answer for covid..n he goes from joking to serious with drones doing it.

    Maybe that's the fucking answer.

    But more importantly I'm thinking of watching Eyes Wide Shut. There are hidden messages I have not figured out yet.

    This got Stanley Kubrick Deaded as fuck
  14. Tryna figure out how to upload video clips here
  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Tryna figure out how to upload video clips here

    catbox.moe, max filesize is 200mb
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. WellHung Black Hole
    drinkin instant coffee from an electric kettle.
  17. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Watching that head of food n drug admin sissy talk about blow darts are the answer for covid..n he goes from joking to serious with drones doing it.

    Maybe that's the fucking answer.

    But more importantly I'm thinking of watching Eyes Wide Shut. There are hidden messages I have not figured out yet.

    This got Stanley Kubrick Deaded as fuck

    Originally posted by mmG Walking around Whole foods wearing 2 KN95 masks with prescription swimming goggles to protect the mucus membranes on my eyes and 2 layers of gloves, first nitrile then latex, both with hand sanitizer squirted inside them and jostled and rubbed upside down to spread it out. My stylish clothes, I fashioned them myself out of medical antibacterial curtains. I carry my BIPAP machine on my back as a BACKPAP just in case. I have started keeping 2 pairs of nunchaku on my person as a matter of habit, in case someone tries to violate social distancing protocols and encroach within 6 feet of me. This is my newly defined personal space, this air is my air, and I shall defend my territorial sovereignty against your Chinese lung invaders with my own expertise in asianic martial arts. I am a 6th Dan black belt in Feng Shui and Tai Chi and my chakric potential is unlimited. I have started loading tranquilizer darts with doses of the Johnson & Johnson single-shot vaccine and I openly carry my rifle on my back to summarily vaccinate any coofers I see within a 100YD radius of me.

    All this, I do for my fellow man.
  18. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    I think I have covid. I'm starting to feel moody and my shoulders hurt and collar bones hurt bad and the back of my eyeballs are heavy sensation

    But I refuse to go to er because they'll murder me there pushing in those tubes and "accidently piercing through" so I'll bleed out?


    Fucking no fucking way
  19. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Oh my gawd .. it's hitting me all at once


    I hope it's just the flu.
  20. mmG African Astronaut
    Get the vaccine
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