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2021-09-23 at 2:03 AM UTCI found an old theremin kit, so hopefully all the parts are in there. I'm going to build it and put it in the hallway so it screams when my cats walk past it
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2021-09-23 at 2:30 AM UTCYOU LOSE
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2021-09-23 at 2:34 AM UTCSlamming gin cocktails
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2021-09-23 at 3:11 AM UTC(this joke only works in Base-6)
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2021-09-23 at 3:13 AM UTCThe phrase "tape her wrists" reminds me of "rape her tits".
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2021-09-23 at 4:14 AM UTCI’m off tomorrow, Christmas miracle !! Lol
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2021-09-23 at 4:24 AM UTCWatching that head of food n drug admin sissy talk about blow darts are the answer for covid..n he goes from joking to serious with drones doing it.
Maybe that's the fucking answer.
But more importantly I'm thinking of watching Eyes Wide Shut. There are hidden messages I have not figured out yet.
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2021-09-23 at 7:19 AM UTCTryna figure out how to upload video clips here
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2021-09-23 at 7:20 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-09-23 at 8:32 AM UTCdrinkin instant coffee from an electric kettle.
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2021-09-23 at 11:46 PM UTC
Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Watching that head of food n drug admin sissy talk about blow darts are the answer for covid..n he goes from joking to serious with drones doing it.
Maybe that's the fucking answer.
But more importantly I'm thinking of watching Eyes Wide Shut. There are hidden messages I have not figured out yet.
This got Stanley Kubrick Deaded as fuck
Originally posted by mmG Walking around Whole foods wearing 2 KN95 masks with prescription swimming goggles to protect the mucus membranes on my eyes and 2 layers of gloves, first nitrile then latex, both with hand sanitizer squirted inside them and jostled and rubbed upside down to spread it out. My stylish clothes, I fashioned them myself out of medical antibacterial curtains. I carry my BIPAP machine on my back as a BACKPAP just in case. I have started keeping 2 pairs of nunchaku on my person as a matter of habit, in case someone tries to violate social distancing protocols and encroach within 6 feet of me. This is my newly defined personal space, this air is my air, and I shall defend my territorial sovereignty against your Chinese lung invaders with my own expertise in asianic martial arts. I am a 6th Dan black belt in Feng Shui and Tai Chi and my chakric potential is unlimited. I have started loading tranquilizer darts with doses of the Johnson & Johnson single-shot vaccine and I openly carry my rifle on my back to summarily vaccinate any coofers I see within a 100YD radius of me.
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2021-09-23 at 11:56 PM UTCI think I have covid. I'm starting to feel moody and my shoulders hurt and collar bones hurt bad and the back of my eyeballs are heavy sensation
But I refuse to go to er because they'll murder me there pushing in those tubes and "accidently piercing through" so I'll bleed out?
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2021-09-23 at 11:59 PM UTCOh my gawd .. it's hitting me all at once
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2021-09-24 at 12:19 AM UTCGet the vaccine
