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  1. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I still haven't found anything I could even remotely have a chance at being approved for.
    Chell went and looked at one today and already put down a deposit on.
    Meanwhile I haven't even been able to get ahold of my Landlady to make sure I can stay where I am at.
    This shit is going to be expensive on me and my hours at work are not what they were a few weeks ago.
    I just need approved now in case I need a better paying job soon.
    Shit will be tight while I figure this all out.
    And I also have to contact the utility companies and make sure I can have everything in my name.
  2. You can rent a motel by the month for $900/month. Electricity, water, TV and Internet included.
  3. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You can rent a motel by the month for $900/month. Electricity, water, TV and Internet included.

    Bed bugs and crack hors hanging outside included.
  4. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I just talked to the Landlady and paid her the $5 I shorted her on last months rent and went ahead and paid next months too.
    She said she got receive my proof of income and that I can in fact renew my lease with just my name on it.
    The only shit part is how entirely too expensive it is for my needs and that I already have been here and entire year anyways and am beyond bored with this dump of a town.
    At least I'm not homeless.
    Now I just have to get the internet in my name which might be a problem and I have to get renter's insurance in my name.
  5. What's your credit score...IF YOU DON'T MINE ME ASKIN
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fuck renters insurance. I mean its probably a smart idea to have it but meh. I don't care.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Renters insurance is ok but it’s more of a scam IMO
  8. Good luck when you make a claim...unless you have photos of everything you own or receipts they'll not pay you what you are owed. That collection of rare porcelain clowns you have? ....you'll get $10 for the lot unless you have them separately appraised and covered.
  9. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    reserved
  10. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson What's your credit score…IF YOU DON'T MINE ME ASKIN

    *grabs potato chips and get ready to watch live coxk measuring contest*
  11. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny *grabs potato chips and get ready to watch live coxk measuring contest*

    I wasn't going to post mine "Again" I was just curious how bad his was.
  12. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    What they search your apartment for? You been selling meth? Nah, prolly cp I bet.


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  13. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I wasn't going to post mine "Again" I was just curious how bad his was.

    how much has your used car dropped this month,
  14. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    My currently Landlady sent me a text asking me to bring back my lease renewal form.
    Looks like my time to find a new place and save money has slipped through my fingers.
    Now I am stranded here and since Michelle emptied the place out it is much bigger and more open.
    Everything seems extra loud in here now.
  15. Originally posted by BeeReBuddy My currently Landlady sent me a text asking me to bring back my lease renewal form.
    Looks like my time to find a new place and save money has slipped through my fingers.
    Now I am stranded here and since Michelle emptied the place out it is much bigger and more open.
    Everything seems extra loud in here now.

    This where they find you hanging in the bedroom closet.
  16. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how much has your used car dropped this month,

    Haven't looked.

    I had a flat about 1/2 mile from work this morning though...made it to work, pumped it up then went to the used tire place around the corner and got 2 new (used) rear tires...$80 for the pair (the old ones were worn anyway). Done in 20 mins and back on the road with new tread.

    BAMB.
  17. Fona.. are you dead yet.. check.. check.. one.. two..
  18. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Update!

    I ended up just renewing my current lease.

    Stay tuned next week for another episode of Unsolved Mysteries.
  19. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I dislike that I paid $75 in combined application fees but I am hopeful that 1 of them works out.

    Hahahaha imagine having to tithe for the privilege of having a chance to become a Landlord's serf. Jesus Christ, how horrifying. Society is doomed.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  20. Originally posted by Fonaplats Update!

    I ended up just renewing my current lease.

    Stay tuned next week for another episode of Unsolved Mysteries.

    The Black Panthers have been updated.
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