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  1. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Ya but y’all ninjas crazy
  2. Originally posted by Fonaplats I got denied for another apartment today.
    They stated I had too much owed in collections.
    This sucks balls.
    I don't know what to do :(

    threaten them by telling them you know where their next tenant live.
  3. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    By popular demand.



    Posted in wrong thread
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  4. pEEpEEpOOpOO African Astronaut
  5. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by pEEpEEpOOpOO If I heard right you took all those bags of clothes to the dump?
    Why not goodwill?

    They had shit on them.
  6. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]



    I found an apartment I like.
    Messaged the contact about it.
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  7. You going to put a toilet in there or head to the trees behind the structure?
  8. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You going to put a toilet in there or head to the trees behind the structure?

    I was just going to get a 5 or 10 gallon shit bucket with a lid so I don't have to constantly go dump it and also I can sit on the lid and it will double as my new desk chair.
    It will literally be my stool.
  9. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
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  10. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Do you prefer thiefs, frauds, or drug problems

    99% of the felons i rent to have drug related felonies and are on probation so if they fuck up they go back to the clink. This way i dont have to deal with getting a pos squatter out so its a win win. Also if they fuck off in any way i call their probation officer and explain what's going on, that seems to get the message across
  11. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Fonaplats By popular demand.



    Posted in wrong thread

    lol at you almost throwing up at the end.
    Why are your cousins and aunt and other family not helping
    I hope you get paid for doing that shit man
  12. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Fona what r u getting for cleaning that shithole?

    And god damn even strung out on heroin I wasn’t that fucking disgusting, some people man

    Btw: fuxking delete Facebook and messenger and any other social media man, talking about having no time and shit, social media eats your day without you even knowing, I deleted all that shit 3 years ago and have been substantially happier ever since, something about that shit is just depressing by as fuck
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  13. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    did the cats eat ur aunt?
  14. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    and why the fuck are you cleaning it out if you don't get to live there after?
  15. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by POLECAT and why the fuck are you cleaning it out if you don't get to live there after?


    the property was declared urban blight as part of a new program in his city. he made a deal with the mayors office where they will rename the street after him if he brings the property in compliance ( it will be sold by his family and he will receive little to nothing from the sale ). i wonder what hes gonna name the street
  16. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Chell found an apartment and she got approved.
    It sounds pretty decent.

    I've still had no luck at all.
    The best Ive got is that my Landlord might let me stay.
  17. Originally posted by Fonaplats Chell found an apartment and she got approved.
    It sounds pretty decent.

    Move in with Chell??
  18. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I've had no luck and am currently just focusing on paying off some debt and saving more money so I can start looking again.
    I think I will take a couple of weeks before I continue my search.
    This has been taking up a lot of my time and is not providing any results.
    Maybe I need to rethink how I am going about this.
  19. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats By popular demand.



    Posted in wrong thread

    You guys have your gas meters in the basement?
  20. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    GREAT NEWS!

    It looks like Michelle found a really nice apartment.
    I'm not talking about the one she went to look at this morning. That one looks like crap.
    The one I am talking about she is already approved for and is going to go see it Monday or maybe even rent it sooner if need be.
    Her apartment looks about the same size as our current one with everything except the dishwasher.

    Also GREAT NEWS!

    I talked with my current landlady about resigning the lease with just my name on it and it looks like I am defiantly able to provide proof that I am capable of that.
    So I went ahead and sent her an e-mail with the paystubs that she requested.

    Now Im just hoping Michelle likes airplanes because that shit is right at the end of the damn run way to the airport.
    LOL.
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