User Controls

Fona's Apartment Search

  1. #81
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Thanks guys but Im pretty sure I am just fucked.
    There is nothing more I can do right now.
    Going to go to the park tomorrow and look for a hollowed out tree to stay in.
  2. #82
    Now you have to live with shell ,forever and always .

    And she knows it, so she's taking her pants back
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #83
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Thanks guys but Im pretty sure I am just fucked.
    There is nothing more I can do right now.
    Going to go to the park tomorrow and look for a hollowed out tree to stay in.

    Can't you just find a cheap hostel and stay there

    I knew a guy that paid $600/mo to live at a shitty motel.
  4. #84
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Can't you just find a cheap hostel and stay there

    I knew a guy that paid $600/mo to live at a shitty motel.

    Hotels have different laws and basically you have no protection staying in one.
    At least not in Ohio.
  5. #85
    pEEpEEpOOpOO African Astronaut
  6. #86
    I have had the same problem where I had lots of money but nobody wanted to rent to me because I had too much money. They all thought I was a drug dealer and didn't want me around because I don't know how to write a check and showed up with a wad of cash

    Also I was always smoking weed and high on meth and intoxicated when I went to look at the place and sometimes would just knock on the door if i saw someone inside and ask them how much to rent i got the money in my pocket.

    Nobody would trust me or give me a chance.

    It's hard and life is gay and everyone is a retard. The only way to get ahead is to lie and cheat and steal
  7. #87
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    There are programs for stupid worthless niggers to get affordable housing but not for stupid worth something space niggas.
    Im not sure even where to look right now.
    Today was kind of a let down.
    I saw it coming but I had to try anyways.
    Tomorrow maybe I will look in the black part of town for a place I can live and have all my shit stolen and pay the poor tax out the ass.
  8. #88
    I JUST SAW THE MOST HEART WARMING THING EVER ON FACEBOOK BUY AND SELL FOR MY HOOD

    this old man 60 years old posted a picture of himself saying he only had $500/mo and was desperate, worked part time and he got 173 comments and 70 hearts and likes.

    Just be honest be yourself say you don't drink you are just a normal guy and post a picture giving a thumbs up maybe someone will help you
  9. #89
    If they're denying you over credit scores, you don't want to live there anyways, because that place is obviously run by a bunch of whiny bitches. They'll be snooping around and sticking their long noses into everything for years, and nobody should want to live with that or put up with that.
  10. #90
    Try putting up your own ad in various places online. You'd probably get a ton of replies.

    LOOKING FOR bachelor apartment to rent. Willing to pay up to $800/month, including last month. Always pay rent on time, quiet, responsible, working single man. Serious replies only. No highballers.

    But don't give anybody who replies a cent of cash, until they show you the unit and show you they have the keys and can prove they own or manage the property.
  11. #91
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    You're going to be homeless rather than live with parents?
  12. #92
    Originally posted by rabbitweed You're going to be homeless rather than live with parents?

    Yes. I can't live with either of them it's just too much, I have too many problems and they have no idea what to do with me, better not to be around them.

    It's funny because I was always a good kid and they did cocaine but now i'm worse than both of them combined and cocaine is the least of my problems
  13. #93
    Fonaplats seems like he gets along with his parents pretty well but living with them is different personally i can't do it myself i don't know his specific situation but usually it's not easy with THE WHYTES
  14. #94
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Yes. I can't live with either of them it's just too much, I have too many problems and they have no idea what to do with me, better not to be around them.

    It's funny because I was always a good kid and they did cocaine but now i'm worse than both of them combined and cocaine is the least of my problems

    I was asking Fona.

    You're gonna be homeless too?
  15. #95
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Put on one of chells very-sexy vick's secrecy uniforms and go to craigslist or a bulliten board at the laundry-Matt theres plenty of men looking for single women to rent a room from them cheap if they do some household womanly chores
  16. #96
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by rabbitweed I was asking Fona.

    You're gonna be homeless too?

    I cant live with my mom again.
    It is too much hassle being constantly annoyed.
    I just need to keep looking.
    Im running out of time though.
  17. #97
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    put on a hijab and one of chells sweaty pants and take her car and show up to work as her , she wont be there cause you have her car and then you can start getting her paychecks . you have to fake it for a while so if they ask you any hard questions just excuse you are self to the bathroom and make sure you use the womans room then go in the crapperstall and get on your phone on NIS and ask us how to proceed
  18. #98
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I cant live with my mom again.
    It is too much hassle being constantly annoyed.
    I just need to keep looking.
    Im running out of time though.

    I mean yeah I get that's not ideal

    But temporarily living with mum beats homelessness, surely.
  19. #99
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Fona I have a place for you if you want to move to St. Louis. I’ll rent my finished basement to you for 300-400 a month.

    Pm me and we’ll talk if you want.

    Hmu
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  20. Originally posted by RIPtotse Fona I have a place for you if you want to move to St. Louis. I’ll rent my finished basement to you for 300-400 a month.

    Pm me and we’ll talk if you want. I’m about to start fall semester at college and should be buying a car today going to look at 2 so I’m not even home all that much but it’s amazingly clean and 2 bedroom 2 bath, you’d have the finished basement and your own bathroom/shower.

    Hmu

    hts and I are interested and willing to pay more
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
Jump to Top