The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

1. 2021-07-03 at 8:09 PM UTC

   #5441
   

   Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
   Nigger
2. 2021-07-03 at 9:18 PM UTC

   #5442
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by General Butt.Naked THIS TRT SUUUUCKS

   
   NEW LOW
3. 2021-07-04 at 12:17 AM UTC

   #5443
   

   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
4. 2021-07-04 at 3:09 AM UTC

   #5444
   

   Bradley Florida Man

   Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Poast gonna stick his 3 mangled fingers up your asshole and spin you around like a hairy pale Vitamix

   
   nty
5. 2021-07-04 at 10:13 AM UTC

   #5445
   

   Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
   Nigger
6. 2021-07-04 at 10:13 AM UTC

   #5446
   

   Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
   We're going 420 full length 50 post pages
7. 2021-07-04 at 10:29 AM UTC

   #5447
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   i give up
8. 2021-07-04 at 12:25 PM UTC

   #5448
   

   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
   We can do this
9. 2021-07-04 at 1:04 PM UTC

   #5449
   

   Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i give up

   
   Don't, gay
10. 2021-07-04 at 1:33 PM UTC

    #5450
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    jk
11. 2021-07-04 at 2:08 PM UTC

    #5451
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    watching the walking dead
    
    the idea is that zombies are reduced to their basest instinct, FEEDING
    
    but why not FUCKING
12. 2021-07-04 at 2:25 PM UTC

    #5452
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Would they need to reproduce? Lanny is trying to convince me they would, bc apparently some men ejaculate when being hung. We are now arguing arguing whether this is a case of autoerotic asphyxiation or the last chance at reproduction. I think they are just trying to eat to survive and don’t care about reproducing.
13. 2021-07-04 at 3:03 PM UTC

    #5453
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by frala Would they need to reproduce? Lanny is trying to convince me they would, bc apparently some men ejaculate when being hung. We are now arguing arguing whether this is a case of autoerotic asphyxiation or the last chance at reproduction. I think they are just trying to eat to survive and don’t care about reproducing.

    
    reproduction is just as base a drive as survival though, pretty sure there have been a bunch of tests with animals that demonstrate it
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Sudo
14. 2021-07-04 at 3:27 PM UTC

    #5454
    

    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Can confirm, I'm hung and I ejaculate as well
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • General Butt.Naked
15. 2021-07-04 at 5:13 PM UTC

    #5455
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra reproduction is just as base a drive as survival though, pretty sure there have been a bunch of tests with animals that demonstrate it

    
    I guess what I’m saying is…does something change once a person becomes a zombie? They are undead. Obviously we don’t need to eat people to survive…zombies do. So do they need to reproduce to survive? Since they are undead, they might lack the biological drive for reproduction. Their driving forces change once they change.
16. 2021-07-04 at 6:42 PM UTC

    #5456
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra reproduction is just as base a drive as survival though, pretty sure there have been a bunch of tests with animals that demonstrate it

    
    they will get to it once theyre full.
    
    the problem is zombies never get enough to eat.
17. 2021-07-05 at 7:10 AM UTC

    #5457
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
18. 2021-07-05 at 7:45 AM UTC

    #5458
    

    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga

    Originally posted by aldra watching the walking dead
    
    the idea is that zombies are reduced to their basest instinct, FEEDING
    
    but why not FUCKING

    
    Read CROSSED by Garth Ennis
    
    When the virus in question is one that spreads by means of bodily fluids, the urge to bang becomes much more extreme...
    
    
    
    WITH HILARIOUS CONSEQUENCES
19. 2021-07-05 at 7:53 AM UTC

    #5459
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    oh ive read dat its hot
20. 2021-07-05 at 7:57 AM UTC

    #5460
    

    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
    Yeah the spinoffs like Family Values were kinda boring, but the original, Badlands, 100+, Wish You Were Here we pretty damn good. It creeped me out a lot more than The Walking Dead. Its kinda my go-to when i think of apocalyptic horror comics, but its not the kind of thing you can recommend to people without thinking youre a fucking psycho.
    
    A Walk Through Hell also really good. Also Neonomicon, and The Courtyard, Providence. Torso.