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The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

  1. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Nigger
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked THIS TRT SUUUUCKS

    NEW LOW
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Poast gonna stick his 3 mangled fingers up your asshole and spin you around like a hairy pale Vitamix

    nty
  4. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Nigger
  5. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    We're going 420 full length 50 post pages
  6. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i give up
  7. We can do this
  8. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i give up

    Don't, gay
  9. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    jk
  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    watching the walking dead

    the idea is that zombies are reduced to their basest instinct, FEEDING

    but why not FUCKING
  11. Would they need to reproduce? Lanny is trying to convince me they would, bc apparently some men ejaculate when being hung. We are now arguing arguing whether this is a case of autoerotic asphyxiation or the last chance at reproduction. I think they are just trying to eat to survive and don’t care about reproducing.
  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by frala Would they need to reproduce? Lanny is trying to convince me they would, bc apparently some men ejaculate when being hung. We are now arguing arguing whether this is a case of autoerotic asphyxiation or the last chance at reproduction. I think they are just trying to eat to survive and don’t care about reproducing.

    reproduction is just as base a drive as survival though, pretty sure there have been a bunch of tests with animals that demonstrate it
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Can confirm, I'm hung and I ejaculate as well
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. Originally posted by aldra reproduction is just as base a drive as survival though, pretty sure there have been a bunch of tests with animals that demonstrate it

    I guess what I’m saying is…does something change once a person becomes a zombie? They are undead. Obviously we don’t need to eat people to survive…zombies do. So do they need to reproduce to survive? Since they are undead, they might lack the biological drive for reproduction. Their driving forces change once they change.
  15. Originally posted by aldra reproduction is just as base a drive as survival though, pretty sure there have been a bunch of tests with animals that demonstrate it

    they will get to it once theyre full.

    the problem is zombies never get enough to eat.
  16. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
  17. Originally posted by aldra watching the walking dead

    the idea is that zombies are reduced to their basest instinct, FEEDING

    but why not FUCKING

    Read CROSSED by Garth Ennis

    When the virus in question is one that spreads by means of bodily fluids, the urge to bang becomes much more extreme...



    WITH HILARIOUS CONSEQUENCES
  18. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    oh ive read dat its hot
  19. Yeah the spinoffs like Family Values were kinda boring, but the original, Badlands, 100+, Wish You Were Here we pretty damn good. It creeped me out a lot more than The Walking Dead. Its kinda my go-to when i think of apocalyptic horror comics, but its not the kind of thing you can recommend to people without thinking youre a fucking psycho.

    A Walk Through Hell also really good. Also Neonomicon, and The Courtyard, Providence. Torso.

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