The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

1. 2021-05-27 at 10:14 PM UTC

   #5381
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Solstice Staying six feet apart in public should be mandatory. I don't need some asshole literally breathing on my neck while I'm stuck in a line, close enough to smell their fucking BO. Get away from me.

   
   Eat more beans and you will eventually learn how to fart at will.
2. 2021-05-27 at 10:46 PM UTC

   #5382
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Donald Trump Eat more beans and you will eventually learn how to fart at will.

   
   but that's just as rude as standing behind someone breathing down their neck.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
3. 2021-05-27 at 11:59 PM UTC

   #5383
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   mutual exclusion zone
4. 2021-05-28 at 2:10 AM UTC

   #5384
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   https://www.rt.com/usa/525003-amazon-mindfulness-booth-dystopia/
   
   
   fucking lol
   
   sensory deprivation tanks for factory workers' 'mental health'
5. 2021-05-28 at 3:29 AM UTC

   #5385
   

   Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
   X marks the G spot
6. 2021-05-28 at 3:29 AM UTC

   #5386
   

   Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
   The G stands for fagGot
7. 2021-05-29 at 2:38 PM UTC

   #5387
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm leaving for good. Fuck this place.
8. 2021-05-29 at 4:19 PM UTC

   #5388
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Solstice I'm leaving for good. Fuck this place.

   
   Fuck you too, please don't die
9. 2021-05-29 at 4:24 PM UTC

   #5389
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   this is art
   
   
10. 2021-05-29 at 4:25 PM UTC

    #5390
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    
11. 2021-05-29 at 4:55 PM UTC

    #5391
    

    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Solstice I'm leaving for good. Fuck this place.

    
    I love you. Have a beautiful journey my nigga.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Sudo
12. 2021-05-29 at 6:24 PM UTC

    #5392
    Nile bump

    Originally posted by aldra https://www.rt.com/usa/525003-amazon-mindfulness-booth-dystopia/
    
    
    fucking lol
    
    sensory deprivation tanks for factory workers' 'mental health'

    
    Why not just give people breaks?
13. 2021-06-01 at 11:51 AM UTC

    #5393
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    The real version of this story is actually gayer
    
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Chairman Takeshi Kaga, 
    • Quick Mix Ready
14. 2021-06-01 at 11:54 AM UTC

    #5394
    

    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Ghost

    
    I don't get it.
15. 2021-06-01 at 12:02 PM UTC

    #5395
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    i found an entiree google chain of half jokes it was weird
16. 2021-06-01 at 12:21 PM UTC

    #5396
    

    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Sounds like tailor made clickbait. Want to find out the end of this wacky story? Click through and give me ad revenue!
17. 2021-06-03 at 10:04 AM UTC

    #5397
    

    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

    Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga Retard^

    
    Shut up or ill kick your dog in its shit pussy
18. 2021-06-03 at 10:17 AM UTC

    #5398
    

    Xlite African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra https://www.rt.com/usa/525003-amazon-mindfulness-booth-dystopia/
    
    
    fucking lol
    
    sensory deprivation tanks for factory workers' 'mental health'

    
    There is actually merit to be had from sensory deprivation when it comes to expanded states of awareness, but prolonged use can result in adverse effects. I don't see any problem with people spending 20-30 minutes a day in there.
    
    I don't know that particular model but unless there's water in it, it will have reduced effectiveness.
19. 2021-06-03 at 11:21 AM UTC

    #5399
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    hre is the real version
    
    
20. 2021-06-03 at 11:22 PM UTC

    #5400
    

    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Anal phallic sex shock