The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

1. 2021-05-25 at 7:55 AM UTC

   #5361
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   the goys and i
   
   
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   • Chairman Takeshi Kaga
2. 2021-05-25 at 7:55 AM UTC

   #5362
   

   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
   Bill Krozbydogs has to work
3. 2021-05-25 at 7:56 AM UTC

   #5363
   

   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
   in b4 i create a handmade bratwurst n grill them at my local farmers market
4. 2021-05-25 at 7:57 AM UTC

   #5364
   

   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
   I still propose a shitty lil tattoo to commemorate our brother/susterhood of the travelling pants. Wouldnt be hard to do a lil T with the wallpaper motif on it
5. 2021-05-25 at 7:58 AM UTC

   #5365
   

   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
   GP said hed get one with me but i have concerns he may have lost his mind
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   • The Self Taught Man
6. 2021-05-25 at 8:42 AM UTC

   #5366
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   damn they really got me good for thinking that spending $100 for their super deluxe ultimate fudge coated double sunday edition meant never needing to buy their season passes. got me good. hope mr. randy gearbox pitchford doesn't go losing my $30 in a medieval times too

7. 2021-05-25 at 12:08 PM UTC

   #5367
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   the NIS brand
8. 2021-05-25 at 2:43 PM UTC

   #5368
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by General Butt.Naked GP said hed get one with me but i have concerns he may have lost his mind

   
   He seems perfectly fine to me, what do you mean?
9. 2021-05-25 at 2:44 PM UTC

   #5369
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   ghost prototype or greenplastic? or someone else
10. 2021-05-25 at 4:34 PM UTC

    #5370
    

    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
    the latter
11. 2021-05-25 at 6:49 PM UTC

    #5371
    

    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Nigger
12. 2021-05-25 at 7:11 PM UTC

    #5372
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Where
13. 2021-05-25 at 7:18 PM UTC

    #5373
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lurking in the shadows
14. 2021-05-25 at 8:27 PM UTC

    #5374
    

    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Blackgerian
15. 2021-05-25 at 8:49 PM UTC

    #5375
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Whitean
16. 2021-05-27 at 8:34 PM UTC

    #5376
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    
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    • Chairman Takeshi Kaga
17. 2021-05-27 at 9:25 PM UTC

    #5377
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    A guy just asked me to move back onto the x on the floor and I said "don't be a weirdo sir" and he said he's just tryna follow the rules and it's for our safety and I said I feel pretty safe but still moved back.
    
    I'm a menace in da pharmacy
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    • aldra
18. 2021-05-27 at 9:48 PM UTC

    #5378
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I like the x's i do the same thing as that guy when I'm at the gas station or grocery or whatever. If the person behind me steps off their X - "hey!! Watch it! Get back..get baaackkk. There ya go. whose a good boy?" Then I toss them a treat for behaving.
19. 2021-05-27 at 9:52 PM UTC

    #5379
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked the latter

    
    good to hear he hasn't gobbled the kr'oz dog at least, been wondering where he went
20. 2021-05-27 at 10:06 PM UTC

    #5380
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ I like the x's i do the same thing as that guy when I'm at the gas station or grocery or whatever. If the person behind me steps off their X - "hey!! Watch it! Get back..get baaackkk. There ya go. whose a good boy?" Then I toss them a treat for behaving.

    
    Staying six feet apart in public should be mandatory. I don't need some asshole literally breathing on my neck while I'm stuck in a line, close enough to smell their fucking BO. Get away from me.