Originally posted by aldra
double fake news: I didn't go to sleep, I was shitposting all night
God bless Australia.
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2021-03-25 at 4:27 AM UTC
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2021-03-25 at 5:06 AM UTC
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Costa Concordia II - Tokyo Drift
2021-03-25 at 8:59 AM UTC
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Ship was registered in Panama. Obviously this was just to show those bitches in Egypt who REALLY runs the best canal, as tho a shit show like this would ever happen there.
GET FUCKED OLD WORLD.
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I dunno.
2021-03-25 at 10:07 AM UTC
The scale is kinda large. A shipping container is big, this ship has 20,000 shipping containers. If you had a helicopters unloading one per minute (not even realistic) it would take 2 weeks to unload the ship.
2021-03-25 at 2:32 PM UTC
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2021-03-26 at 3:29 AM UTC
Its still stuck. Its funny to us Americans because we use the Panama Canal while those in Europe and Asia have to use this to move their goods around.
they are saying that Gas prices will get Jacked up in places like the UK for maybe a year or two to pay off this dimwit captains peen mistake. but what I dont get is he didnt draw the penis in the canal, he did it killing time until it was his turn to ship along. so what the fuck happened? was there a gust of wind or did he literally try it again while piloting it in the canal itself? whatever it was, hes in massive trouble and his company will have to fork over a 1.2 billlion dollars for every day its stuck. its been stuck 3 days now. thats about 20 years of shipping profits probably
2021-03-26 at 1:21 PM UTC
Mine used to end up looking like that after an amphetamine binge