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Ship parks sideways in the Suez Canal

  1. #21
    Originally posted by aldra double fake news: I didn't go to sleep, I was shitposting all night

    God bless Australia.
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  2. #22




    That little digger is earning its salt.
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  3. #23
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Costa Concordia II - Tokyo Drift
  4. #24
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Painal
  5. #25
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  6. #26
    Nile bump
    Ship was registered in Panama. Obviously this was just to show those bitches in Egypt who REALLY runs the best canal, as tho a shit show like this would ever happen there.

    GET FUCKED OLD WORLD.

    ...

    I dunno.
  7. #27
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    ‘It might take weeks’ to free ‘enormous beached whale’ ship stuck in Suez Canal

    https://www.rt.com/news/519117-evergreen-ship-stuck-suez-canal/

    LOL

    The firm working to dislodge the container ship that’s blocking traffic in the Suez Canal has warned that “it might take weeks” to free the tanker, comparing it to trying to remove “an enormous beached whale.”

    LOL
  8. #28
    The scale is kinda large. A shipping container is big, this ship has 20,000 shipping containers. If you had a helicopters unloading one per minute (not even realistic) it would take 2 weeks to unload the ship.
  9. #29
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Donald Trump The scale is kinda large. A shipping container is big, this ship has 20,000 shipping containers. If you had a helicopters unloading one per minute (not even realistic) it would take 2 weeks to unload the ship.

    then you've got the ship itself to dismantle and take away

    if you just torpedo it it becomes an underwareter hazard; the canal isn't all that deep, relatikvely
  10. #30
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Fake news. You can easily see where it is using any ship tracking website.

    damm mitt.

    the one time i choose to trust the news ....
  11. #31
    Originally posted by aldra ‘It might take weeks’ to free ‘enormous beached whale’ ship stuck in Suez Canal

    https://www.rt.com/news/519117-evergreen-ship-stuck-suez-canal/

    LOL



    LOL



    Originally posted by Donald Trump The scale is kinda large. A shipping container is big, this ship has 20,000 shipping containers. If you had a helicopters unloading one per minute (not even realistic) it would take 2 weeks to unload the ship.

    not at all.

    a ship that size is relatively small and easy to tow away. the reason theyre letting it stuck there is to drive up the prices of commodities, maybe for the benefits of a certain party.

    this is going to force the west to turn to russian oil and gas.
  12. #32
    Originally posted by aldra then you've got the ship itself to dismantle and take away

    if you just torpedo it it becomes an underwareter hazard; the canal isn't all that deep, relatikvely

    nuke it.
  13. #33
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  14. #34




    They don't even have an excuse. They just fucked up and drove it into the bank.

    The canal obviously isn't maintained well either, since apparently grounding of ships on silt has been a thing. There is insufficient margin of safety.
  15. #35
    Kal Joose Tuskegee Airman
    Its still stuck. Its funny to us Americans because we use the Panama Canal while those in Europe and Asia have to use this to move their goods around.

    they are saying that Gas prices will get Jacked up in places like the UK for maybe a year or two to pay off this dimwit captains peen mistake. but what I dont get is he didnt draw the penis in the canal, he did it killing time until it was his turn to ship along. so what the fuck happened? was there a gust of wind or did he literally try it again while piloting it in the canal itself? whatever it was, hes in massive trouble and his company will have to fork over a 1.2 billlion dollars for every day its stuck. its been stuck 3 days now. thats about 20 years of shipping profits probably
  16. #36
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    Fake news is that the ship has been moved - but that news is false. It's still balls deep in the canal.

    Fake news..not the same ship.
  17. #37
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Fake news..not the same ship.

    OK, here's the muddy ship shlong in question.

  18. #38
    Mine used to end up looking like that after an amphetamine binge
  19. #39
    Originally posted by Donald Trump OK, here's the muddy ship shlong in question.


    Thin...
  20. #40
    Originally posted by Donald Trump



    They don't even have an excuse. They just fucked up and drove it into the bank.

    The canal obviously isn't maintained well either, since apparently grounding of ships on silt has been a thing. There is insufficient margin of safety.

    just like how airplanes stall under a certain speed, ships lose their steering if theyre going too slow.
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