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Ship parks sideways in the Suez Canal

  1. #41
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny just like how airplanes stall under a certain speed, ships lose their steering if theyre going too slow.

    Ships are supposed to have both bow (front) and stern (back) thrusters. Apparently this ship only had bow thrusters, to save money.
  2. #42
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Donald Trump



    They don't even have an excuse. They just fucked up and drove it into the bank.

    The canal obviously isn't maintained well either, since apparently grounding of ships on silt has been a thing. There is insufficient margin of safety.

    i mean it's old as fuck and has been used for hundreds of years. Kinda crazy to think we can live in space but a boat hitting the mud sideways can grind global commerce to a halt and wakes you up to how fragile the system actually is.
  3. #43
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Can't we just blow it up and make them eat the losses instead of blocking more traffic
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  4. #44
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny just like how airplanes stall under a certain speed, ships lose their steering if theyre going too slow.

    or use tug boats to guide it like they do in ports...it's one of the biggest ships in the world after all...dumb fucks.
  5. #45
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson or use tug boats to guide it like they do in ports…it's one of the biggest ships in the world after all…dumb fucks.

    youll stop thinking this is feasable once you realize the energy required to tow a ship that large and that heavy for the length of the entire channel.

    the tug boat will have to refuel every kilometer or less.
  6. #46
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Ships are supposed to have both bow (front) and stern (back) thrusters. Apparently this ship only had bow thrusters, to save money.

    the ship is exclusively back thrusters.

    dont be homophobic.
  7. #47
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Solstice Can't we just blow it up and make them eat the losses instead of blocking more traffic

    yeah honestly these broke ass bitches can't even afford to yeet a panamax what the fuck is the point of even running a boat that big if you aren't making more money. Or maybe it's the economy of scale like the only way to make any money is to run a boat that big and loaded.

    I'm sure it wouldn't be difficult to convince a bunch of Egyptian military dudes to blow something up. I know how muslims roll they like to own big rocket launchers and blow up trees in their field. If you tell them to blow up a boat the entire commando squad, jeeps will be pulling up with dudes strapped with explosives. Little timmy will bring out his IED he was building in the shed.

    It can be the explosion of peace everyone can sit on blankets along the canal and get shrapnel piercing their brain.
  8. #48
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    i could get it out lickedy split of course i charge like a fife hundred an hour the indians will never pay it but i wood use my big tracter
  9. #49
    Originally posted by Donald Trump OK, here's the muddy ship shlong in question.


    this is the only guy in the country working on it at the moment.

    JUST
  10. #50
    Ghost Black Hole
    just fill the canal with water and drive the boat out, retards
  11. #51
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Solstice Can't we just blow it up and make them eat the losses instead of blocking more traffic

    ya those kids in niger could eat that
  12. #52
    Originally posted by Ghost just fill the canal with water and drive the boat out, retards

    where to get water ?
  13. #53
    Ghost Black Hole
    the ocean???
  14. #54
    Originally posted by Ghost the ocean???

    the water level at the channel is as high as the water level of the ocean.

    even if you melt the entire arctic and antartic the sea level would only rise a few inches.
  15. #55
    Ghost Black Hole
    pump it
  16. #56
    Donald Trump Black Hole

    They got it unstuck, but it's listing. Hopefully it sinks.
  17. #57
    Originally posted by Donald Trump
    They got it unstuck, but it's listing. Hopefully it sinks.

    the channel isnt deep enough for it to sink.

    hopefully it breaks in two.
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  18. #58
    Kal Joose Tuskegee Airman
    I wonder what will happen to the captain. I wonder if they have him sitting locked up or if he´s on the boat right now. If I were him I´d kill myself. they´re not going to make it easy on him for piloting a Penis shape while killing time before going into the channel
  19. #59
    Definitely another New World Order ploy to interrupt the global food supply. The tell is they assigned a single digger to a situation with a $30 million per hour consequence. Nobody in their right mind would do that. Would never happen. In the real world, there would be a thousand diggers on land, on water, and from the air, along with hundreds of tug boats and thousands of men. It wouldn't have taken more than a single day to right the ship. They didn't even bother to unload any of the cargo. Just looking at the pics, even a blind man can see this is entirely orchestrated. It's a clown show, and clown shows is the New World Order's specialty. Now, all they need is for enough idiots to buy it, because this is only a test run for much larger "interruptions" yet to come.
  20. #60
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Definitely another New World Order ploy to interrupt the global food supply. The tell is they assigned a single digger to a situation with a $30 million per hour consequence. Nobody in their right mind would do that. Would never happen. In the real world, there would be a thousand diggers on land, on water, and from the air, along with hundreds of tug boats and thousands of men. It wouldn't have taken more than a single day to right the ship. They didn't even bother to unload any of the cargo. Just looking at the pics, even a blind man can see this is entirely orchestrated. It's a clown show, and clown shows is the New World Order's specialty. Now, all they need is for enough idiots to buy it, because this is only a test run for much larger "interruptions" yet to come.

    Hey I read this identical comment on the youtube videos about this, at least 100 times.
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