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  1. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe It feels like what I imagine stomach ulcers feel like.

    Well all that acetaminophen in there can irritate your stomach also over time. Though it does sound like constipation to me so try to rule that out first.
  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Joseph R. Biden Jr, 46th President of the United States of America The marmite lid one is just too much lmao

    LOL

    https://gatorbeug.com/product/sharps-bottle/


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  3. Lol WD-420

    I still can't get over the Marmite one lol. I'm presuming the idea is for these to essentially be camouflaged, but I guess nobody would question a jar of Marmite with a massive protruding bong stem coming out of the lid.

    It's kind of a cool idea to make a jar lid bong attachment though. Just swap out to a new jar rather than cleaning an old one, unscrew it right off and scrape any reclaim you want.
  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    nah I'm pretty sure it's just banking on nostalgic millenials who smoked out of retarded shit in high school


    I don't even really like weed but I almost want to pick it up just to smoke it out of a simulated WD40 can
  5. Oh huh I never thought about it this way but that's kinda like the logic behind distressed jeans.

    Poor miners wore cotton pants that tore up too easily and didn't last long enough. Then Levi Strauss used denim commonly used in their tent canopies and a double stitch pattern to make more durable pants. These lasted a long time so when they did develop minor wear and tear, it was the sign of a storied pair of pants. Customers who wanted jeans before now also wanted worn pants. But they didn't want to wear-in those pants. So jeans manufacturers started including synthetic wear.

    Essentially it is an ironic expression. People find shitty old retarded shit really attractive because of the story they suggest about the circumstances of their invention, even to the point where it's explicitly just the suggestion of those circumstances without any of those circumstances actually existing.
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  6. Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra nah I'm pretty sure it's just banking on nostalgic millenials who smoked out of retarded shit in high school


    I don't even really like weed but I almost want to pick it up just to smoke it out of a simulated WD40 can

    Is it actually simulated? Are these all glass?
  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Antifa Member Is it actually simulated? Are these all glass?

    yep

    though I do wonder if you can unscrew the bottom of the marmite one and use a different jar like CF said
  8. Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra yep

    though I do wonder if you can unscrew the bottom of the marmite one and use a different jar like CF said

    I'm literally using an everclear bottle bong right now so I can relate.

    It works pretty well.
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  9. Antifa Member African Astronaut
    I can relate to that too
  10. Originally posted by Antifa Member I'm literally using an everclear bottle bong right now so I can relate.

    It works pretty well.

    I have dropped and broken a bunch of bongs and bubblers so I still have their bowls+stems just hanging around, I bought a set of glass cutting drills and I just make the big glass Smirnoff bottles into bongs. You have to cut a slightly oblong hole so you can tilt it. Then I seal it with caulk. I have a good bong but at the end of the day it doesn't really matter.
  11. Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Joseph R. Biden Jr, 46th President of the United States of America I have dropped and broken a bunch of bongs and bubblers so I still have their bowls+stems just hanging around, I bought a set of glass cutting drills and I just make the big glass Smirnoff bottles into bongs. You have to cut a slightly oblong hole so you can tilt it. Then I seal it with caulk. I have a good bong but at the end of the day it doesn't really matter.

    As long as the materials are safe. I have high temp rubber hose running through mine to a waxvape with a 1:1 d8 to cbd mix which I made and like a lot. Want to add other cannabinoids but I know I'll probably want to keep buying them lol. Right now this shit is costing me 2/g so it's basically getting high for free. Last year around this time i was paying 25-30/g of concentrate and it probably had pine tar n shiet.
  12. Shit now that I think about it, I hope I'm not breathing borosilicate fumes from my Smirnoff bottle.
  13. Yeah D8 is Hella cheap in bulk. I've been using it for edibles as well as vaping I got uncut distillate because tbh I don't really need the terp flavour. Do terps change the high?
  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Joseph R. Biden Jr, 46th President of the United States of America Shit now that I think about it, I hope I'm not breathing borosilicate fumes from my Smirnoff bottle.

    I'd be more worried about the caulk
  15. Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Joseph R. Biden Jr, 46th President of the United States of America Yeah D8 is Hella cheap in bulk. I've been using it for edibles as well as vaping I got uncut distillate because tbh I don't really need the terp flavour. Do terps change the high?

    Same here.

    They don't. There are some like linalool (and friends) that have a minor effect, but you're better off buying lavender oil and rubbing some on before bed lol. I haven't seen any studies showing the terpenes actually do jack shit. Entourage effect is all about dem cannabinoids which is why i like the amber d8 that STR and RLL have.

    I just get raw too. I think people just get placebod. Most of those are bdts anyway.

    If I wanted to spend a bit tho, I'd get a nice CDT oz.

    Wish more places had nano emulsified tho. I really like edibles but they don't like me. I eat this shit with bacon, eggs, and buttered toast and its still like "nah". 500mg barely gets me buzzed sometimes.
  16. Honestly nigga me too I put like 4000 ml in brownies and they really don't fuck my shit up enough.
  17. Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Joseph R. Biden Jr, 46th President of the United States of America Honestly nigga me too I put like 4000 ml in brownies and they really don't fuck my shit up enough.

    Try nano emulsified. It doesn't need to bind to fat. I got fucked off like 75mg of goomies gummies. It was awesome. Snapdragons honey is nano emulsified too.

    Otherwise lecthin and animal fat or coconut oil are the way to go but still dont help extraordinarily well. I usually just sublingual raw distillate then swallow and eat a fatty meal. I don't do it often tho.
  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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  19. Originally posted by Antifa Member Try nano emulsified. It doesn't need to bind to fat. I got fucked off like 75mg of goomies gummies. It was awesome. Snapdragons honey is nano emulsified too.

    Otherwise lecthin and animal fat or coconut oil are the way to go but still dont help extraordinarily well. I usually just sublingual raw distillate then swallow and eat a fatty meal. I don't do it often tho.

    I mix it with hot butter to make canabutter and then bake it in. Honestly I am pretty sure that my tolerance is just insane. I need to take a tolerance break. The brownies fuck my girlfriend up with 1-2 but I only feel kinda high.
  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    1. take the snake in the brown eye
    2. receive the sneed seed
    3. preform the secret handjobs
    4. unlock the coom drinking rituals
    5. get a lower mortgage rate
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