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My wife's rack
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2017-03-25 at 12:18 AM UTC
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2017-03-25 at 12:20 AM UTC
Originally posted by Mernard Banning Well your dick would be small looking at her if she was that ugly.
I know the feel though, went to a club a few weeks ago, got chatting to this bloke and his partner came over, she was dressed pretty hot and had chunky thighs but didn't look that fat, she took me upstairs after chatting for a bit and kissing, hmm a bit bigger than I thought, fucked her for a bit but went soft half way through and got interupted by this paki beta (my mistake not choosing a room with a lock). She asked me to accompany her to a couples and single fems only party; me being a single bloke I was in my element. Tried again with her that night, couldn't even get hard, she'd took all her clothes off this time and had "curves" in all the wrong places. played with another woman who was 45, great figure and very sexy, got hard straight away and that was just through kissing, had a great time. Will play with her again.
There are just some people you can't get a boner for, this lass one was one of them. She describes herself as curvy, whilst another girl I'm talking to and met at the party is way too modest, says she's large but is nowhere near as lardy; just a bit beefy, but she's got a nice face and pretty cute so I'll probs fuck her next time :P
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2017-03-25 at 12:20 AM UTC
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2017-03-25 at 1:01 AM UTC
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2017-03-25 at 1:08 AM UTCWhy do all the threads with potential have to devolve into fag wars?
Oh, right. Because Bill Krozby and infinityshock are jelly af. -
2017-03-25 at 1:09 AM UTCI vote both be banned for eternity and beyond.
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2017-03-25 at 1:17 AM UTC
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2017-03-25 at 1:19 AM UTC
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2017-03-25 at 1:43 AM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock I have some nut jelly for you. hope you have an appetite…there's a lot of it
I swear I could deal with your preoccupation with faggotry if you were at least funny or witty, but you're not, so it comes off as pathetic and weak.
Goddamn, man. Watch some stand-up or some good comedies and learn how to tell a proper joke if this is all you're capable of. At least try to be good at it. -
2017-03-25 at 1:44 AM UTC
Originally posted by HampTheToker I swear I could deal with your preoccupation with faggotry if you were at least funny or witty, but you're not, so it comes off as pathetic and weak.
Goddamn, man. Watch some stand-up or some good comedies and learn how to tell a proper joke if this is all you're capable of. At least try to be good at it.
I'm not trying to be funny or witty. this is all the foreplay you're going to get. -
2017-03-25 at 1:45 AM UTC
Originally posted by HampTheToker Why do all the threads with potential have to devolve into fag wars?
Oh, right. Because Bill Krozby and infinityshock are jelly af.
I don't see what I'm jelly about you're the guy fighting with bill the cat don't make me a part of your weird sexual fantasy daniel, you queermo -
2017-03-25 at 2:02 AM UTC
Originally posted by RisiR Why are you screaming? You ignored that twice. You also didn't respond in our last PM conversation. Keep the pictures of your wife. You are rude.
Dude, you told me you liked my wife more than me after asking me to post more pics of her. Over a month ago. What am I supposed to say to that? I'm not trying to be rude :( -
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