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Will marijuana be out of my system in 10 days?

  1. 2021-02-18 at 4:13 AM UTC
    #41
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by cigreting I guarantee 100% you'll fail it. I was on probation once. I didnt smoke for 28 days and failed the first test I had. I drank a fuck ton of water every day and was about 160lbs 6'1" at the time so had no body fat either. Every time after i would bring a friends piss.
    Mark my fuckin words dude, your going to fail unless you take synthetic urine or another persons urine. The problem with synthetic urine is it does not bubble when switched around in the container and an experienced nurse will know it's fake just by that. Ive seen some swish it and some dont so its really a gamble. I passed a few with synthetic but I've passed more with other people's real urine.

    Lolz I had more muscle and weighed more than that back in highschool bitch nigger stickbro
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  2. 2021-02-18 at 4:22 AM UTC
    #42
    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I already know it is just a urine test I take there at the staffing agency.

    urine will pass pot in 3 days. blood it might take longer. Isn't pot legal in your state? if it is. then they're not going to deny you a jOb because you have pot in your system

    just in case don't leave the other job. do it piss test. stop being afraid. if they ask if you smoke pot, say "no, But I eat edibles because of my liver problem due to my HIV"

    if they deny you employment because you're an HIV positive fuck, they could get sued. LOL
  3. 2021-02-18 at 5:33 AM UTC
    #43
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    It's not politically correct to fire, or not hire, someone with HIV.
  4. 2021-02-18 at 5:35 AM UTC
    #44
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Lolz I had more muscle and weighed more than that back in highschool bitch nigger stickbro

    hey now, theres no need to be nasty bromo
  5. 2021-02-18 at 5:43 AM UTC
    #45
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bugz urine will pass pot in 3 days. blood it might take longer. Isn't pot legal in your state? if it is. then they're not going to deny you a jOb because you have pot in your system

    just in case don't leave the other job. do it piss test. stop being afraid. if they ask if you smoke pot, say "no, But I eat edibles because of my liver problem due to my HIV"

    if they deny you employment because you're an HIV positive fuck, they could get sued. LOL

    Lol.

    I wish you were my real Uncle.
  6. 2021-02-18 at 5:46 AM UTC
    #46
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You got things wrong in each of those three paragraphs. Each one. Somehow. Haha. I love you Uncle Totse.
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  7. 2021-02-18 at 6:44 AM UTC
    #47
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fonaplats In all honesty I dont think I have ever given myself more than a few hours to pass a drug test.
    One time I knew I had to take a drug test and with less than 2 hours to go I was shooting heroin.
    Ive never actually passed a drug test except for when I was too drunk to do drugs.
    I could have sworn it only takes a week or I wouldn't have even started trying and I probably would have held out slightly longer to start burning bridges at my current job.
    I think im going to probably just let Chell work from now on so I can stay home to home school our cats.

    drug tests are for niggers u faggot. Did you try telling them you are white and not a nigger?
  8. 2021-02-18 at 6:48 AM UTC
    #48
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    If someone tried to give me a drug test I would say "Excuse me, but do I look like a fucking nigger?"

    and then i would say you people suck at running a business, piss is for faggots, i bet you get guys to piss in your wifes mouth because you are a perverted hook nose kike with your gay piss fetish under the guise of smoking a fucking herb. Literally kill yourself. I am not pulling my cock out and pissing because I smoke a plant, get a life you faggots.
  9. 2021-02-18 at 11:09 AM UTC
    #49
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Fonaplats So am I right to assume the safest thing to do is to go with synthetic urine?
    Which means I should also go back to smoking my marijuana.

    Are you dumb? Did you read any of my posts?
  10. 2021-02-18 at 11:11 AM UTC
    #50
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I got my new job.
    I just have to take a drug test before i start.

    i don't think you're connecting the dots.

    you may have gotten hired but you'll be dropped immediately once your urinalysis comes back as positive.
  11. 2021-02-18 at 11:11 AM UTC
    #51
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Antifa Member Lol Jesus you a twig

    Stupid fuck cant understand past tense. Doesnt surprise me though
  12. 2021-02-18 at 12:42 PM UTC
    #52
    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cigreting Stupid fuck cant understand past tense. Doesnt surprise me though

    Once a twig always a twig.
  13. 2021-02-18 at 1:14 PM UTC
    #53
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Antifa Member Once a twig always a twig.

    il destroy ur stretched out asshole u faget
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  14. 2021-02-18 at 1:55 PM UTC
    #54
    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cigreting il destroy ur stretched out asshole u faget

    With what ur little root?
  15. 2021-02-18 at 2:10 PM UTC
    #55
    cigreting Dark Matter
    wif me beeg sausag
  16. 2021-02-18 at 2:35 PM UTC
    #56
    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cigreting wif me beeg sausag

    bet its a blood sausg LOL
  17. 2021-02-18 at 3:39 PM UTC
    #57
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    yeah smoking crack at work is a much better idea, test this you nigger
  18. 2021-02-18 at 4:17 PM UTC
    #58
    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood yeah smoking crack at work is a much better idea, test this you nigger

    He should do a microdose
  19. 2021-02-18 at 4:32 PM UTC
    #59
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    you macro dose cum
  20. 2021-02-18 at 4:44 PM UTC
    #60
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    seriously, on the drug test sheet just write

    "Currently in my system:

    Suboxone
    Dextromethorphan
    THC
    Nicotine
    Alcohol "

    and then under it write "if you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best" and staple your references and work experience on the back and a personal letter saying drug tests are for faggots, would you rather a slow employees that is slow, always tired and hungry or someone who spends their first paycheck on METH and gets SHIT DONE and works circles around these slow faggots? CHOICE IS YOURS. also include a stick figure cartoon of you working circles around a bunch of slow tired bitches

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