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2021-02-18 at 5:06 PM UTCRemember to show your work
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2021-02-18 at 6:54 PM UTCSo I got synthetic urine.
Cost $25.
The contents:
Microwave piss for 10 seconds and attach activated heating pad to piss bottle with rubber band.
Tuck it in your undies and secure with duct tape.
I plan on calling and rescheduling my drug test for an earlier date.
That way if my piss test turns out to be one where they want to watch my cock Ill go ahead and fail with time left to find a different job.
I know of a place that does the oral swab test and I could always just go work there. I think it only takes a few days before you can pass the oral test.
I really want to smoke weed.
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2021-02-18 at 6:56 PM UTC
Originally posted by Fonaplats So I got synthetic urine.
Cost $25.
The contents:
Microwave piss for 10 seconds and attach activated heating pad to piss bottle with rubber band.
Tuck it in your undies and secure with duct tape.
I plan on calling and rescheduling my drug test for an earlier date.
That way if my piss test turns out to be one where they want to watch my cock Ill go ahead and fail with time left to find a different job.
I know of a place that does the oral swab test and I could always just go work there. I think it only takes a few days before you can pass the oral test.
I really want to smoke weed.
My body craves it.
I heard of people smoking right before oral swabs and passingThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-02-18 at 6:57 PM UTCthats so easy to see. u need to stick it up ur butt to pull it off.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-02-18 at 7:01 PM UTCI use to get high as possible before going to probation and I would just tell the man dont bother testing me because I am fucked up on this and that.
He always understood and the only time he actually did test me was the very last probation appointment and we both walked into the restroom but there was a tweaker in there that immediately took all the heat off me.
The tweaker was foaming at the mouth trying to talk way way too fast and anyways I did pass the test but tweaker guy had a bad day.
My PO looked at my cup and then said "good luck".
I left the bathroom but my PO and the tweaker did not.
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2021-02-18 at 7:40 PM UTC
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2021-02-18 at 7:42 PM UTCsmoke weed BITCH
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2021-02-18 at 9:11 PM UTC{edit}
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2021-02-18 at 9:12 PM UTC
Originally posted by Solstice I heard of people smoking right before oral swabs and passing
Me and my friend got interviews at the same place once after drinking and smoking all night and we both passed. Just brush your teeth basically and you'll pass an oral test lol. I think they just do it cuz its cheap and gives them an exit if you have an accident and pop dirty. -
2021-02-18 at 9:17 PM UTC
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood seriously, on the drug test sheet just write
"Currently in my system:
Suboxone
Dextromethorphan
THC
Nicotine
Alcohol "
and then under it write "if you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best" and staple your references and work experience on the back and a personal letter saying drug tests are for faggots, would you rather a slow employees that is slow, always tired and hungry or someone who spends their first paycheck on METH and gets SHIT DONE and works circles around these slow faggots? CHOICE IS YOURS. also include a stick figure cartoon of you working circles around a bunch of slow tired bitches
A person on fire could beat that easily. -
2021-02-18 at 9:26 PM UTCOn my current job site almost everyone smokes weed (it is legal) yet you will still get in trouble if you test positive for it because they don't use tests that can accurately determine when you were last high. So it is creating this situation where people aren't reporting their injuries because nobody wants to lose their job during this recession, the companies know this but don't care because WCB claims hurt their profits. Someone strained their shoulder pulling wire last week and the GC was threatening to drug test them over it - ridiculous. The guy doesn't smoke though and confidently told them to go ahead and test him, so they just let it go.
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2021-02-18 at 9:30 PM UTC
Originally posted by Obbe On my current job site almost everyone smokes weed (it is legal) yet you will still get in trouble if you test positive for it because they don't use tests that can accurately determine when you were last high. So it is creating this situation where people aren't reporting their injuries because nobody wants to lose their job during this recession, the companies know this but don't care because WCB claims hurt their profits. Someone strained their shoulder pulling wire last week and the GC was threatening to drug test them over it - ridiculous. The guy doesn't smoke though and confidently told them to go ahead and test him, so they just let it go.
did you give him a massage? -
2021-02-18 at 10:01 PM UTC
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2021-02-18 at 10:01 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-02-18 at 10:10 PM UTCxD
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2021-02-20 at 12:19 AM UTCIf you dilute your urine by drinking much water but add some vitamin tablets crushed into it so it simulates urine constituents.
Also consider finding bilirubin or albumin or whatever enzyme pigment thing makes the piss yellow
I've also heard put a little bleach crystals on ur fingernail and slip into urine the test will come back inconclusive.
That might buy you some time before they re test you. Also consider a whizzinator if ur not a poor scum fuck -
2021-02-20 at 12:21 AM UTC
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A person on fire could beat that easily.
OH GOD bundy SHOWS UP??? IM FUCKED. BUT THE SUBOXONE DOCTOR NEVER SAOD NUFFIN AM IS IT A CUSTOM GAS CHROMATOGRAPH MASS SPECTROMETER PANEL OR IS THAT IN ALL?
I KNOW PROPYLHEXEDRINE DONT SHOW UP BUT SHIT
THEY GONNA BE LIKE WTF WHEN THEY SEE 1000X THEREPEUTIC LEVEL OF BENADRYLThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-02-20 at 12:30 AM UTC
Originally posted by Dissociator OH GOD bundy SHOWS UP??? IM FUCKED. BUT THE SUBOXONE DOCTOR NEVER SAOD NUFFIN AM IS IT A CUSTOM GAS CHROMATOGRAPH MASS SPECTROMETER PANEL OR IS THAT IN ALL?
I KNOW PROPYLHEXEDRINE DONT SHOW UP BUT SHIT
THEY GONNA BE LIKE WTF WHEN THEY SEE 1000X THEREPEUTIC LEVEL OF BENADRYL
just say you got bit by a spider... a really big one and had an allergic reaction -
2021-02-20 at 12:36 AM UTCIf you go to take the piss test, and they demand to see your cock, and you pretend not to be able to pee because you are too shy, you get 2/10.
If you go to take the piss test, and they demand to see your cock, and you pretend not to be able to pee because you are too aroused, you get 10/10. -
2021-02-20 at 12:57 AM UTCJust get someone else who's clean to go in and take the test for you.
