User Controls

Would it make you gay to jack another dudes dick with a remote controlled hand?

  1. #81
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    That's true. Girls love me.
  2. #82
    Originally posted by infinityshock no…it has nothing to do with the scenario. it has to do with you thinking up the scenario in your faggot mind in the first place.

    a straight heterosexual doesnt have the faggotry inclinations causing such thoughts to manifest in the first place. only a faggot, with faggot inclinations, and faggot desires, would have the faggot idea flowing through its faggot mind.

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    Speedy Parker

    i think speedy just pushed a button.
  3. #83
    Originally posted by infinityshock like a perving nipponese wandering through a crowded bus full of women wearing dresses with a micro camera attached to his shoe.

    whats wrong with this ?

    your not a womens right activist.

    are you ?
  4. #84
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    'is it gay if...'

    YES

    if you have to ask it's probably VERY GAY.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #85
    Originally posted by aldra 'is it gay if…'

    YES

    if you have to ask it's probably VERY GAY.

    thats because everything that you do are interlaced with faggotry.
  6. #86
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by RisiR † As can any woman you have ever been with attest to.

    Did it make your life feel less miserable to imagine that?
  7. #87
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    So is there a definitive answer on this?
  8. #88
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    GGG = gay GAY GAY
  9. #89
    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning Mosty guys and girls are bisexual to some degree or other. Like I'm disgusted by most guys, but I have met some guys who I definitely would have went to bed with, in a big way. Sadly the opportunity never arose, though that's mostly my fault I guess.

    Gay is an identity. It's not "black" to do stereotypical black things, and it's not "jedi" to be careful with money and want to protect your own country.

    I don't think there's anything "gay" about a man stroking cock, sucking cock, having sex with a guy, etc. It's just fun, and not something horrible to be stigmatised (unless STDs are involved, don't let some guy inject AIDS up your asshole, and especially don't bring the infection back to your gf/wife the way all the niggers in Africa do).

    No that definitely gay brah



    .
  10. #90
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by Zanick Maybe not if you're responsible for the lives and well-being of many people, but let's be realistic: nothing you or I do is so meaningful that we couldn't do better for the world by resigning to hitting the orgasm button 24/7. Nothing could be so productive for someone leading an otherwise ordinary life.


    Fuck you and your button, i dont need some benevolent sadist raping me in such a way, i'll do it myself.
  11. #91
    Nile bump
    Bump
  12. #92
    alfono Yung Blood
    A lot of you would rim me, for free.
  13. #93
    Originally posted by alfono A lot of you would rim me, for free.

    consider it rent for allowing us to live in your head.
  14. #94
    Absolutely. Gay by proxy.
  15. #95
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by GGG So is there a definitive answer on this?



    FAGGOT
  16. #96
    If you touch another man's penis, or touch anything currently touching another man's penis, you're gay. Period. Full stop.
  17. #97
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ If you touch another man's penis, or touch anything currently touching another man's penis, you're gay. Period. Full stop.

    the proposed scenario is completely hands free. You're not touching a dick nor are you touching a thing thats touching a dick. You're just touching a remote control.
  18. #98
    Originally posted by mmQ the proposed scenario is completely hands free. You're not touching a dick nor are you touching a thing thats touching a dick. You're just touching a remote control.

    The remote control would be in direct contact with the device, which would be in direct contact with the other man's penis. Nice try.
  19. #99
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The remote control would be in direct contact with the device, which would be in direct contact with the other man's penis. Nice try.

    what the H? You consider that direct contact? What if I was sitting here jacking off a dude as we speak? Does that make you gay since you're contacting me online?
  20. Originally posted by mmQ what the H? You consider that direct contact? What if I was sitting here jacking off a dude as we speak? Does that make you gay since you're contacting me online?

    But I wouldn't be in control of you. I wouldn't be directing you. You would be jacking the other man's penis off of your own initiative.
Jump to Top