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The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

  1. Originally posted by Sudo potatos are white people rice. It used to be if no one in your family could cook potatos you just died.

    Give a man a potato and he will eat for a day.

    Teach a man to cook a potato, and he will cook potatoes for a lifetime.
  2. Originally posted by Technologist I love potatoes in just about any way you can prepare them.

    Boiled?

    Mashed?

    Put in a stew?
  3. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.-.-.-.-.---.-.---.-.-.--.-.--.-.-.-.-.-...-.-..-.-..-..-.-.-.-.-.-..-.-.-.-..-...-..-.........----(b­anned)

    https://nypost.com/2020/10/07/florida-man-allegedly-beat-girl-at-panda-express-for-rejecting-advances/

    Shut the fuck up nigger^
  4. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sudo It's just the level of SALTED shit. His butt aches from the high iodine shit spewed constantly. Fucking bizarre little faggot he is for sure

    What a bitch, it's obvious who^ never played the market
  5. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Boiled?

    Mashed?

    Put in a stew?

    Yes, yes, yes.

    Chips. Perogies. Gnocchi. Potatoe cakes. French fries, bla bla bla.🥔
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ORACLE What a bitch, it's obvious who^ never played the market

    Your salty little affected online persona is the inverse of your meek, docile, introverted day to day persona. Both of which balance out to be the faggiest little bitch in the galaxy. Mars was the closest it will be in 20 years tonight just so it could get a glimpse of the most pathetic little beta cringe machine in the universe.
  7. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Play nice, niggerinos
  8. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sudo Your salty little affected online persona is the inverse of your meek, docile, introverted day to day persona. Both of which balance out to be the faggiest little bitch in the galaxy. Mars was the closest it will be in 20 years tonight just so it could get a glimpse of the most pathetic little beta cringe machine in the universe.

    Boy what an emotional reaction, it's clear you are very upset, all because someone pointed out you never played the market before in your life
  9. Sudo getting dicked around like a wet dog toy
  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ORACLE Boy what an emotional reaction, it's clear you are very upset, all because someone pointed out you never played the market before in your life

    you are very sad, very awkward, very stupid and very broke
  11. Originally posted by Sudo you are very sad, very awkward, very stupid and very broke

    You understand you are repeatedly biting the bait right?

    Like I've seen some slow fish but...
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  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    fish gotta eat
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  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Sudo getting dicked around like a wet dog toy

    "hello SPCA. The Mexican is doing WHAT to the dogs toy?"
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace You understand you are repeatedly biting the bait right?

    Like I've seen some slow fish but…

    "yes SPCA. Oh Hi again. He's doing it to the FISH now?"
  15. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sudo "hello SPCA. The Mexican is doing WHAT to the dogs toy?"



    Originally posted by Sudo "yes SPCA. Oh Hi again. He's doing it to the FISH now?"

    The mad on this nigga is incredible^

    It's just Napoleon syndrome, except instead of his height he is compensating for never having played the real estate market before in his life.
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  16. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    oh man i forgot to sleep
  17. At some point I imagine Sudo's own mother abandoned him for having never played the real estate market.
  18. Octavian motherfucker
    Taking some girl *cough*, I mean whore, to some grill house tonight. May as well make the most of it seeing as Boris is going to lock the entire hospitality sector.
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  19. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Cats can see the color purple better than other colors
  20. is that why my cat keeps staring at my dick?

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