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  1. Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    Originally posted by Sudo "you're a first time homeowner haha I found a chink in your armour!!!!"

    this is literally how desperate you are to find something you think you might be more skilled at than myself

    It's funny because your parents probably bought you all kinds of shit, and yet can't buy you weed so you have to rely on anonymous venders using an untracably cryptocurrency to get what is readily available to everyone else in the world. What a fancy little faggot you are

    Well done for realising Captain Falcon is full of shit. A rare and elated level of awareness few will ever achieve. How in the world did you manage this cognitive miracle?
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  2. Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting Well done for realising Captain Falcon is full of shit. A rare and elated level of awareness few will ever achieve. How in the world did you manage this cognitive miracle?

    What a sad, sad excuse for a man you are
  3. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting Well done for realising Captain Falcon is full of shit. A rare and elated level of awareness few will ever achieve. How in the world did you manage this cognitive miracle?

    NEET zoomer^ who has never made even $10K cumulatively in his life.
  4. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.-.-.-.-.---.-.---.-.-.--.-.--.-.-.-.-.-...-.-..-.-..-..-.-.-.-.-.-..-.-...-..-...-..-.........----(b­anned) i will fuck you up your nigger ass like an elephant using a random church mouse as a pocket pussy






    https://nypost.com/2020/10/07/florida-man-allegedly-beat-girl-at-panda-express-for-rejecting-advances/

    Shut the fuck up nigger^
  5. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Thousands of years of technological discovery and innovation have allowed me to cook potatoes with the maximum flavor. I have achieved potato perfection.


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  6. Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    Them spuds look fairly woke alright.
  7. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    NEEDS MORE CRISP
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  8. Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    Crisps are exactly as woke as non crisps.
  9. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by CASPER NEEDS MORE CRISP

    I tried my best but they are too big and refused to crisp up

  10. Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.-.-.-.-.---.-.---.-.-.--.-.--.-.-.-.-.-...-.-..-.-..-..-.-.-.-.-.-..-.-.-.-..-...-..-.........----(b­anned)

    https://nypost.com/2020/10/07/florida-man-allegedly-beat-girl-at-panda-express-for-rejecting-advances/

    Depressing.
  11. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I tried my best but they are too big and refused to crisp up


    You need a copper bottom pan nigga. also cut them in quarters.
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  12. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I was trying to make potato halfs but they were too big. I bought BABY potatoes and got scammed
  13. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Thousands of years of technological discovery and innovation have allowed me to cook potatoes with the maximum flavor. I have achieved potato perfection.



    A Mexican invention lol
  14. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I tried my best but they are too big and refused to crisp up


    Wtf who eats potatoes like this? Have you read my recipe?
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting Well done for realising Captain Falcon is full of shit. A rare and elated level of awareness few will ever achieve. How in the world did you manage this cognitive miracle?

    It's just the level of SALTED shit. His butt aches from the high iodine shit spewed constantly. Fucking bizarre little faggot he is for sure
  16. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace A Mexican invention lol

    Or are potatoes the superior life form and invented mexicans. Think about it, potatoes don't need mexicans to survive but mexicans do need potatoes.
  17. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I was trying to make potato halfs but they were too big. I bought BABY potatoes and got scammed

    yeah make em no more than like an inch or two long. toss them in olive oil, sprinkle with sea salt and fresh rosemary. Cook hot as fuck, You can even zap the bits in the microwave for 2-3 min to parcook if you think they might not cook properly. Cook 20-30 min at 350-400f, turning halfway thru
  18. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    The potatoes might have beaten me tonight with their false size advertising but next time I will come prepared
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    potatos are white people rice. It used to be if no one in your family could cook potatos you just died.
  20. Technologist victim of incest
    I love potatoes in just about any way you can prepare them.

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