The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

1. 2020-10-10 at 8:34 PM UTC

   #4361
   Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]

   Originally posted by Sudo "you're a first time homeowner haha I found a chink in your armour!!!!"
   
   this is literally how desperate you are to find something you think you might be more skilled at than myself
   
   It's funny because your parents probably bought you all kinds of shit, and yet can't buy you weed so you have to rely on anonymous venders using an untracably cryptocurrency to get what is readily available to everyone else in the world. What a fancy little faggot you are

   
   Well done for realising Captain Falcon is full of shit. A rare and elated level of awareness few will ever achieve. How in the world did you manage this cognitive miracle?
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   • Sudo
2. 2020-10-10 at 9 PM UTC

   #4362
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting Well done for realising Captain Falcon is full of shit. A rare and elated level of awareness few will ever achieve. How in the world did you manage this cognitive miracle?

   
   What a sad, sad excuse for a man you are
3. 2020-10-10 at 9:04 PM UTC

   #4363
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting Well done for realising Captain Falcon is full of shit. A rare and elated level of awareness few will ever achieve. How in the world did you manage this cognitive miracle?

   
   NEET zoomer^ who has never made even $10K cumulatively in his life.
4. 2020-10-10 at 9:34 PM UTC

   #4364
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.-.-.-.-.---.-.---.-.-.--.-.--.-.-.-.-.-...-.-..-.-..-..-.-.-.-.-.-..-.-...-..-...-..-.........----(b­anned) i will fuck you up your nigger ass like an elephant using a random church mouse as a pocket pussy
   
   
   
   
   
   
   https://nypost.com/2020/10/07/florida-man-allegedly-beat-girl-at-panda-express-for-rejecting-advances/

   
   Shut the fuck up nigger^
5. 2020-10-11 at 12:59 AM UTC

   #4365
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   Thousands of years of technological discovery and innovation have allowed me to cook potatoes with the maximum flavor. I have achieved potato perfection.
   
   
   
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   • ORACLE
6. 2020-10-11 at 1:09 AM UTC

   #4366
   Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
   Them spuds look fairly woke alright.
7. 2020-10-11 at 1:14 AM UTC

   #4367
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   NEEDS MORE CRISP
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   • ORACLE
8. 2020-10-11 at 1:15 AM UTC

   #4368
   Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
   Crisps are exactly as woke as non crisps.
9. 2020-10-11 at 1:31 AM UTC

   #4369
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

   Originally posted by CASPER NEEDS MORE CRISP

   
   I tried my best but they are too big and refused to crisp up
   
   
10. 2020-10-11 at 1:34 AM UTC

    #4370
    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]

    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.-.-.-.-.---.-.---.-.-.--.-.--.-.-.-.-.-...-.-..-.-..-..-.-.-.-.-.-..-.-.-.-..-...-..-.........----(b­anned)
    
    https://nypost.com/2020/10/07/florida-man-allegedly-beat-girl-at-panda-express-for-rejecting-advances/

    
    Depressing.
11. 2020-10-11 at 1:41 AM UTC

    #4371
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I tried my best but they are too big and refused to crisp up
    
    

    
    You need a copper bottom pan nigga. also cut them in quarters.
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    • MexicanMasterRace
12. 2020-10-11 at 1:44 AM UTC

    #4372
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    I was trying to make potato halfs but they were too big. I bought BABY potatoes and got scammed
13. 2020-10-11 at 1:51 AM UTC

    #4373
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Thousands of years of technological discovery and innovation have allowed me to cook potatoes with the maximum flavor. I have achieved potato perfection.
    
    
    

    
    A Mexican invention lol
14. 2020-10-11 at 1:51 AM UTC

    #4374
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I tried my best but they are too big and refused to crisp up
    
    

    
    Wtf who eats potatoes like this? Have you read my recipe?
15. 2020-10-11 at 2:07 AM UTC

    #4375
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting Well done for realising Captain Falcon is full of shit. A rare and elated level of awareness few will ever achieve. How in the world did you manage this cognitive miracle?

    
    It's just the level of SALTED shit. His butt aches from the high iodine shit spewed constantly. Fucking bizarre little faggot he is for sure
16. 2020-10-11 at 2:08 AM UTC

    #4376
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace A Mexican invention lol

    
    Or are potatoes the superior life form and invented mexicans. Think about it, potatoes don't need mexicans to survive but mexicans do need potatoes.
17. 2020-10-11 at 2:09 AM UTC

    #4377
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I was trying to make potato halfs but they were too big. I bought BABY potatoes and got scammed

    
    yeah make em no more than like an inch or two long. toss them in olive oil, sprinkle with sea salt and fresh rosemary. Cook hot as fuck, You can even zap the bits in the microwave for 2-3 min to parcook if you think they might not cook properly. Cook 20-30 min at 350-400f, turning halfway thru
18. 2020-10-11 at 2:11 AM UTC

    #4378
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    The potatoes might have beaten me tonight with their false size advertising but next time I will come prepared
19. 2020-10-11 at 2:20 AM UTC

    #4379
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    potatos are white people rice. It used to be if no one in your family could cook potatos you just died.
20. 2020-10-11 at 2:33 AM UTC

    #4380
    

    Technologist victim of incest
    I love potatoes in just about any way you can prepare them.