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2020-10-07 at 9:54 PM UTC
Originally posted by Grylls Lol you want to see my ass you raging faggot
i dont want to see it. i want to cram my cock into it so hard that your eyeballs pop out like a deranged chihuahua that didnt quite cross the railroad tracks quickly enough and turned into a choo-choo train hood ornament. minus its eyeballs, which are now in orbit with the ISS. -
2020-10-07 at 9:57 PM UTC
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2020-10-07 at 9:59 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bugz doctor told me to sleep in a reclyner. i tried for 2 months. its hard to do. it also caused more sleep paralysis experienes which i hate.
but i sleep well on planes during red eye flights. makes a 5 hour flight feel like 20 minutes
until you call asleep next to the wrong person
then the flight feels like you fell asleep next to someone who sodomized your relentlessly with their massive schwanz for your entire nap. -
2020-10-07 at 10 PM UTC
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2020-10-07 at 10:02 PM UTC
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2020-10-07 at 10:03 PM UTC
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2020-10-07 at 10:14 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bugz i may have as well until i asked. i thought more of a slower flight with multiple layovers. this could cause red eyes.
i fell asleep from an afternoon from Newark to Las Vegas which was a layover and cheaper than a direct.. and stayed 2 days in vega. but that flight was like 20 minutes to me instead of 4 hours. i woke up and was shocked how fast it went.
but a few years back, some oversized guy axked if i would trade an isle seat with his wife, i did. but i messed up drinking a cold tablet alka seltzer to sleep. instead i kept me ampped as fuck and i had to piss like 6 times, i made the flight attendents nervous. i was trying to shit and a lady opened the door on me and i looked up at her naked down on the crapper, and she said, honey are you alright. and i rold her i toom the wrong sleepaide.
she said, ok. just let me know if you want to sit back here ..a jump seat near the toilet.
i was so dehydrated ..it took forever to get to lax for a stopover. i drank like a gallon of gatoraide i was so thirsty and couldnt pee for 2 days. i pissed everything out on the plain from the speed in the cold med working overtime on my bladder and prostate
you were probably on the same flight as alexei navalny and you caught some of whatever vitamins they dosed him with. -
2020-10-07 at 10:15 PM UTC
Originally posted by cigreting ask any woman if she would agree that her husband/partners happiness is extremely important to her, as in the top or one of the top priorities in her life.
tip - find a lady whos in a serious relationship along with their simp boyfriend/husband sitting next to her for the laughs
when she agrees then ask if she would like to have her husband/ partner stressed out all the time because of his job and wealthy forever or happy with no stress and no wealth with a low paying job forever
i posted a post on my RL observations on women and sex and money...and how theyre just interested in money. lanny deleted it. -
2020-10-07 at 10:19 PM UTC
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2020-10-07 at 10:20 PM UTC
