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  1. #1
    Originally posted by Grylls Lol you want to see my ass you raging faggot

    i dont want to see it. i want to cram my cock into it so hard that your eyeballs pop out like a deranged chihuahua that didnt quite cross the railroad tracks quickly enough and turned into a choo-choo train hood ornament. minus its eyeballs, which are now in orbit with the ISS.
  2. #2
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Stfu faggot your bed probably reeks of fuccboi

    the same thing your breath reeks of
  3. #3
    Originally posted by Bugz doctor told me to sleep in a reclyner. i tried for 2 months. its hard to do. it also caused more sleep paralysis experienes which i hate.

    but i sleep well on planes during red eye flights. makes a 5 hour flight feel like 20 minutes

    until you call asleep next to the wrong person

    then the flight feels like you fell asleep next to someone who sodomized your relentlessly with their massive schwanz for your entire nap.
  4. #4
    Originally posted by Bugz infinityshock is the craiglist man raper

    dont be jealous. you can pretend youre a man and ill treat you like i did your mother the night we conceived you.
  5. #5
    Originally posted by Grylls How does one “call asleep”

    Are your fat fingers causing you keyboard trouble?

    on the telephone, idiot

    the same way your pimp sends you to your assignments.
  6. #6
    Originally posted by ORACLE Shut the fuck up faggot

    stfu and post nude selfies, nigger faggot
  7. #7
    Originally posted by Bugz i may have as well until i asked. i thought more of a slower flight with multiple layovers. this could cause red eyes.

    i fell asleep from an afternoon from Newark to Las Vegas which was a layover and cheaper than a direct.. and stayed 2 days in vega. but that flight was like 20 minutes to me instead of 4 hours. i woke up and was shocked how fast it went.

    but a few years back, some oversized guy axked if i would trade an isle seat with his wife, i did. but i messed up drinking a cold tablet alka seltzer to sleep. instead i kept me ampped as fuck and i had to piss like 6 times, i made the flight attendents nervous. i was trying to shit and a lady opened the door on me and i looked up at her naked down on the crapper, and she said, honey are you alright. and i rold her i toom the wrong sleepaide.

    she said, ok. just let me know if you want to sit back here ..a jump seat near the toilet.


    i was so dehydrated ..it took forever to get to lax for a stopover. i drank like a gallon of gatoraide i was so thirsty and couldnt pee for 2 days. i pissed everything out on the plain from the speed in the cold med working overtime on my bladder and prostate

    you were probably on the same flight as alexei navalny and you caught some of whatever vitamins they dosed him with.
  8. #8
    Originally posted by cigreting ask any woman if she would agree that her husband/partners happiness is extremely important to her, as in the top or one of the top priorities in her life.

    tip - find a lady whos in a serious relationship along with their simp boyfriend/husband sitting next to her for the laughs

    when she agrees then ask if she would like to have her husband/ partner stressed out all the time because of his job and wealthy forever or happy with no stress and no wealth with a low paying job forever

    i posted a post on my RL observations on women and sex and money...and how theyre just interested in money. lanny deleted it.
  9. #9
    Originally posted by Grylls Shut the fuck up no one gives a shit

    pray i never get a hold of you because when im finished ravaging your asshole your colon is going to be soup and youll never give a shit ever again.

    your new nickname is going to be colostomy joe.
  10. #10
    Originally posted by Technologist You seem extra angry today Cig.

    you seem extra nigger today, nigger. you must have found a few extra niggers to pump you full of their nutsack sewage and satiate your fix.
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