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So what's the deal with mattresses?

  1. #1
    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    In the long run is it better to go for more expensive mattresses? Do they last longer? What about memory foam?

    My mattress is lumpy.
  2. #2
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting In the long run is it better to go for more expensive mattresses? Do they last longer? What about memory foam?

    My mattress is lumpy.

    geez im not really sure man, I was actually going to make a thread about this topic earlier but didn't think anyone would care. I've had a cheap mattress and my newest one i've had for a few years is a lot nice but I still wake up with a really sore back if I sleep on my back for too long. (I've had back problems for years) I've slept on the floor a lot and I know many people that do and they say its better for your back but you'll wake up bruised/sore.

    I just moved recently and I'm buying a nice bed frame soon. I put a pillow between my legs or underneath them if I lay on my back for more support for my lower spine.

    Several years ago some slammer came over at like 4 in the morning when I just got off work and she was too big, and I felt like she was fucking up my mattress so I paid her to leave. lol

    my chiropractor asked me some questions about what I do on my bed lol.. and usually I just get on my laptop on my bed and he said I need to sit on a couch because its better for your back but at the last place I was at my couch was in a mini room, my cats room.. and It just wasn't reasonable to go there..
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    500 bucks = 1 year
    1000 = 2 years
    1500=3 years

    or you can get lucky and get a free bed bug free really nice mattress from a rich relative or off craigslist and itl last for a few years
  4. #4
    Bugz Space Nigga
    there was a company called purple mattress i saw ..check them out?


    https://purple.com/mattresses?c3api=bing,1231453234826646,76966000702230&utm_medium=sr&utm_source=bg&utm_content=bco&campaignid=398180591&utm_term=br&msclkid=7cce94c0cbbc1a41f2d8cbbee8508fe4&utm_campaign=Brand_Purple_Core_Exact
  5. #5
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Flip your mattress over or spin it round
  6. #6
    cigreting Dark Matter
    get an water bed
  7. #7
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Grylls Flip your mattress over or spin it round

    i flip ur granpap ova n speen hem on me dic til i cum in hims but wat an fagit
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by cigreting i flip ur granpap ova n speen hem on me dic til i cum in hims but wat an fagit

    speekin ov matrisis me shud get an new 1 cuz ders an big dent in mines frm fukin ur gramspsa so hrd
  9. #9
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting In the long run is it better to go for more expensive mattresses? Do they last longer? What about memory foam?

    My mattress is lumpy.

    Yes more expensive ones last longer.
  10. #10
    Originally posted by POLECAT 500 bucks = 1 year
    1000 = 2 years
    1500=3 years

    or you can get lucky and get a free bed bug free really nice mattress from a rich relative or off craigslist and itl last for a few years

    $1500 will last 10yrs easy...assuming you are not constantly pissing and shitting and puking on/in it.
  11. #11
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby geez im not really sure man, I was actually going to make a thread about this topic earlier but didn't think anyone would care. I've had a cheap mattress and my newest one i've had for a few years is a lot nice but I still wake up with a really sore back if I sleep on my back for too long. (I've had back problems for years) I've slept on the floor a lot and I know many people that do and they say its better for your back but you'll wake up bruised/sore.

    I just moved recently and I'm buying a nice bed frame soon. I put a pillow between my legs or underneath them if I lay on my back for more support for my lower spine.

    Several years ago some slammer came over at like 4 in the morning when I just got off work and she was too big, and I felt like she was fucking up my mattress so I paid her to leave. lol

    my chiropractor asked me some questions about what I do on my bed lol.. and usually I just get on my laptop on my bed and he said I need to sit on a couch because its better for your back but at the last place I was at my couch was in a mini room, my cats room.. and It just wasn't reasonable to go there..

    Gt

    Originally posted by POLECAT 500 bucks = 1 year
    1000 = 2 years
    1500=3 years

    or you can get lucky and get a free bed bug free really nice mattress from a rich relative or off craigslist and itl last for a few years

    This
  12. #12
    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    So all mattresses wear out and become lumpy?
  13. #13
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Grylls Flip your mattress over or spin it round

    That doesn't work with all mattresses
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by cigreting i flip ur granpap ova n speen hem on me dic til i cum in hims but wat an fagit

    Stfu faggot your bed probably reeks of fuccboi
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    take ur dog fur a walk nigga
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I got mine off a dead guy.
    It has a dread guy stain on 1 side of it.
    I just keep that side down.
    Its comfy.

    Idk, if i was to buy a new bed Id want one that can sit me up when I cant be bothered to and that can elevate my feet for when I break my ankle tripping over flower pots.

    The good news is that you could get away with a small bed since its just you.
  17. #17
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting So all mattresses wear out and become lumpy?

    Yes
  18. #18
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby That doesn't work with all mattresses

    Right...mine is a non-flippable one.

    Mine was about $1500 when I bought it...it's at least 10yrs old but is still "like new" because I don't piss and shit all over it (and also have a mattress protector thing on it anyway so wayward Seamen and vaginal juices don't damage it).

    Just remember folks when you have a new woman in your bed and they ask you if any other women have slept in it say "no, it's new".
  19. #19
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting So all mattresses wear out and become lumpy?

    The ones with springs do, yeah.

    Have you considered a hammock? There used to be loads of sites on the internet saying that it's more natural to sleep like that than it is flat on your back.

    There are also high quality foam beds you could look at. Not the cheap nasty yellow stuff.
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    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats The good news is that you could get away with a small bed since its just you.

    You mean I need those industrial strength springs for all the possy I be slayin.
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