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So what's the deal with mattresses?

  1. #21
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I got mine off a dead guy.
    It has a dread guy stain on 1 side of it.
    I just keep that side down.
    Its comfy.

    Idk, if i was to buy a new bed Id want one that can sit me up when I cant be bothered to and that can elevate my feet for when I break my ankle tripping over flower pots.

    The good news is that you could get away with a small bed since its just you.

    do you ever notice chell getting off without you when ur spossed to be sleeping?
    cuz you may a cuck and that dead nigga is spirit bonin ur girl
  2. #22
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I got mine off a dead guy.
    It has a dread guy stain on 1 side of it.
    I just keep that side down.
    Its comfy.

    Idk, if i was to buy a new bed Id want one that can sit me up when I cant be bothered to and that can elevate my feet for when I break my ankle tripping over flower pots.

    The good news is that you could get away with a small bed since its just you.

    Idk man id like an adjustable mattress, I need a sizeable matress since and roll and thrash around in regardless, plus he has puppies so its just not him
  3. #23
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by POLECAT do you ever notice chell getting off without you when ur spossed to be sleeping?
    cuz you may a cuck and that dead nigga is spirit bonin ur girl

    Thats kinda weird to bring up. I hope a ghost or gralien or a chubacabra uses you in your sleep
  4. #24
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    what, I'm just spossed to ignore my own curiosity and let the nigga keep spirit bonin fona's girl with out letting him know he should keep a lookout for that shit goin on,,, fuck that FONA! keep an eye on ur girl, man
  5. #25
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson $1500 will last 10yrs easy…assuming you are not constantly pissing and shitting and puking on/in it.
  6. #26
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Right…mine is a non-flippable one.

    Mine was about $1500 when I bought it…it's at least 10yrs old but is still "like new" because I don't piss and shit all over it (and also have a mattress protector thing on it anyway so wayward Seamen and vaginal juices don't damage it).

    Just remember folks when you have a new woman in your bed and they ask you if any other women have slept in it say "no, it's new".

    Yeah i do the matress cover now. I had a bad habit of nodding out and dropping joints on my old bed.
  7. #27
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Right…mine is a non-flippable one.

    Mine was about $1500 when I bought it…it's at least 10yrs old but is still "like new" because I don't piss and shit all over it (and also have a mattress protector thing on it anyway so wayward Seamen and vaginal juices don't damage it).

    Just remember folks when you have a new woman in your bed and they ask you if any other women have slept in it say "no, it's new".

    Yeah also my ex gf got period blood stains on my old matress and got stabbed once a fell asleep with everything bloody
  8. #28
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by rabbitweed The ones with springs do, yeah.

    Have you considered a hammock? There used to be loads of sites on the internet saying that it's more natural to sleep like that than it is flat on your back.

    There are also high quality foam beds you could look at. Not the cheap nasty yellow stuff.

    How is hammock more natural? Serious question. Ive thought about getting one for my balcony
  9. #29
    Bugz Space Nigga
    doctor told me to sleep in a reclyner. i tried for 2 months. its hard to do. it also caused more sleep paralysis experienes which i hate.

    but i sleep well on planes during red eye flights. makes a 5 hour flight feel like 20 minutes
  10. #30
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Bugz doctor told me to sleep in a reclyner. i tried for 2 months. its hard to do. it also caused more sleep paralysis experienes which i hate.

    but i sleep well on planes during red eye flights. makes a 5 hour flight feel like 20 minutes

    Man I hardly ever sleep on planes, I love flying

    Well only maybe a nap but that’s on a 16 hour flight to Thailand
  11. #31
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bugz doctor told me to sleep in a reclyner. i tried for 2 months. its hard to do. it also caused more sleep paralysis experienes which i hate.

    but i sleep well on planes during red eye flights. makes a 5 hour flight feel like 20 minutes

    Fun fact - for many years I thought "Red Eye" referred to a domestic US airline company.
  12. #32
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.-.-.-.-.---.-.---.-.-.--.-.--.-.-.-.-.-...-....-.-..-..-.-.-.-.-.-..-............-............----(b­anned) until you call asleep next to the wrong person

    then the flight feels like you fell asleep next to someone who sodomized your relentlessly with their massive schwanz for your entire nap.

    How does one “call asleep”

    Are your fat fingers causing you keyboard trouble?
  13. #33
    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by rabbitweed Fun fact - for many years I thought "Red Eye" referred to a domestic US airline company.

    i may have as well until i asked. i thought more of a slower flight with multiple layovers. this could cause red eyes.

    i fell asleep from an afternoon from Newark to Las Vegas which was a layover and cheaper than a direct.. and stayed 2 days in vega. but that flight was like 20 minutes to me instead of 4 hours. i woke up and was shocked how fast it went.

    but a few years back, some oversized guy axked if i would trade an isle seat with his wife, i did. but i messed up drinking a cold tablet alka seltzer to sleep. instead i kept me ampped as fuck and i had to piss like 6 times, i made the flight attendents nervous. i was trying to shit and a lady opened the door on me and i looked up at her naked down on the crapper, and she said, honey are you alright. and i rold her i toom the wrong sleepaide.

    she said, ok. just let me know if you want to sit back here ..a jump seat near the toilet.


    i was so dehydrated ..it took forever to get to lax for a stopover. i drank like a gallon of gatoraide i was so thirsty and couldnt pee for 2 days. i pissed everything out on the plain from the speed in the cold med working overtime on my bladder and prostate
  14. #34
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grylls Man I hardly ever sleep on planes, I love flying

    Well only maybe a nap but that’s on a 16 hour flight to Thailand

    As the crow flies, a flight to Thailand, from Leeds, is shorter than 16 hours.
  15. #35
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Yeah also my ex gf got period blood stains on my old matress and got stabbed once a fell asleep with everything bloody

    That must have been a lot of blood, coming from such a big bitch.
  16. #36
    Bugz Space Nigga
    what the hell has happened to the conversation?
  17. #37
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Bugz what the hell has happened to the conversation?

    NIS for ya
  18. #38
    G African Astronaut
    Man old school bonnell spring mattresses for life lol. The old school flip w/ the quilted top joints are the best IMO. I spent good money on a hybrid couple years ago, back & neck's in constant aggravation.

    Hybrid,memory foam gel units also detract from the fucking experience you get much better bounce back from springs. W/ new school joints you're just pounding them down, no reciprocal flow lol.
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