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The Minecraft Fonaplats Army
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2020-09-22 at 12:11 AM UTC
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood its not destroyed omg you two need to calm down. I didn't break anything i was just trying to move a portal and fona started wrecking shit which I will fix myself like always. You guys like making a mess but not cleaning it up and always expect me to pick up after you.
Yes there are a lot of TNT holes and a wither but thats like 10 minutes to fix its nbd
You was breaking my World Record Big Portal to make dumpy little ones right next to my big one.
You was fucking with my portal and got struck you house with lightning but you thought it was me and you freaked out, called me a nigger, and the blew a bunch of TNT all over the place and stabbed me to death with a harpoon.
That is what happened.
I was actually putting the fire on your roof out but you stopped me.
I wouldn't be surprised if you were pouring accelerants and trying to cover up a bigger crime. -
2020-09-22 at 12:12 AM UTC
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2020-09-22 at 12:18 AM UTC
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2020-09-22 at 12:36 AM UTC
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2020-09-22 at 12:50 AM UTC
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2020-09-22 at 1:16 AM UTCI will play GTA but i can't run it on my main PC so idk how much I will be able to get into it but I am down to show you guys my helicopter pilot skills.
All i like to do in GTA is fly around in helicopter helping/messing with people. I have killed lots of people by crashing my helicopter into their car at high speeds. Or if they are cool and dont shoot at me I land on the roof of their vehicle and shoot at the police for them and knock the cops and bad guys off the road with my chopper
You can rest assured secure with your safety knowing scron is in the skies like an angel protecting you -
2020-09-22 at 1:19 AM UTCI can drive on sidewalks really fast.
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2020-09-22 at 1:39 AM UTC
Originally posted by rabbitweed Yeah but you can't build anything in GTA. Ergo nothing is lost.
You can lose hours worth of cargo to a 13 year old monkey on ritalin flying around with a magic motor cycle. In fact, you WILL lose hours worth of cargo. Every GTA Online lobby has like 15 Fonaplatses in it. -
2020-09-22 at 1:45 AM UTCYeah everyone on GTA is so lame they just blow me up in the chopper over and over with their gay flying rocket motorcycles they bought with shark cards from their mommies credit cards.
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2020-09-22 at 1:54 AM UTC
Originally posted by Meikai You can lose hours worth of cargo to a 13 year old monkey on ritalin flying around with a magic motor cycle. In fact, you WILL lose hours worth of cargo. Every GTA Online lobby has like 15 Fonaplatses in it.
Yeah but that's the point of GTA.
I don't care about cargo. I do care about Portal randomly deciding to get drunk and destroy a base we built. -
2020-09-22 at 2:10 AM UTC
Originally posted by rabbitweed Yeah but that's the point of GTA.
I don't care about cargo. I do care about Portal randomly deciding to get drunk and destroy a base we built.
It's all fixed up good as new and i've been sober for days, I don't even drink. I wasn't trying to destroy anything, i was fixing the portals and fonaplats got in my way and started breaking shit so I had to do something.
It was worth it because now I have 20 elytras, 4 dragon eggs, lots of netherite, gold, diamond, emerald, wither skulls, conduits, tridents, shulker shells, end crystals and dragons breath.
That was all I was able to get in the 10 minutes I was duping, fonaplats getting triggered and breaking the CHING CHONG DING and getting in my way the entire time. I would have been able to get a lot more but he was like MUH WORLD RECORD PORTAL THAT TRANSPORTS YOU TO A FOREST IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWEHRE!!!!
Nothing will stand in the way of progress of the GREAT LEAP BACKWARDS
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2020-09-22 at 2:25 AM UTCreparations will be paid in elytra and maxed netherite armor. Sorry for the minor disturbance tonight folx but this is huge and will change the server forever. History was made tonight and I look forward to what the future has in store.
This update has really changed the game. I thought 1.14 villagers were big but I might never use a villager again after this. -
2020-09-22 at 2:49 AM UTCwhy do both Fona and Portal constantly accuse each other of destroying shit to me?
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2020-09-22 at 9:57 AM UTC
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2020-09-22 at 10:04 AM UTC
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2020-09-22 at 10:22 AM UTCEh, i can't even get shit to work. I get a white screen after game is loaded. Got sounds and all but can't see shit.
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2020-09-22 at 10:28 AM UTC
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2020-09-22 at 10:32 AM UTCYou make a dragon killing machine?
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2020-09-22 at 10:35 AM UTCmore like a dragon fucking machine look at the head she gave me lmao xddd
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2020-09-23 at 6:21 PM UTC