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The Minecraft Fonaplats Army

  1. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood its not destroyed omg you two need to calm down. I didn't break anything i was just trying to move a portal and fona started wrecking shit which I will fix myself like always. You guys like making a mess but not cleaning it up and always expect me to pick up after you.

    Yes there are a lot of TNT holes and a wither but thats like 10 minutes to fix its nbd

    You was breaking my World Record Big Portal to make dumpy little ones right next to my big one.
    You was fucking with my portal and got struck you house with lightning but you thought it was me and you freaked out, called me a nigger, and the blew a bunch of TNT all over the place and stabbed me to death with a harpoon.

    That is what happened.
    I was actually putting the fire on your roof out but you stopped me.
    I wouldn't be surprised if you were pouring accelerants and trying to cover up a bigger crime.
  2. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    it was a productive night I got over 9000 netherite in like 10 minutes and 4 dragon eggs lmao xdddddddddddddddddd

  3. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by rabbitweed this is why we should play GTA V, because then none of our hardwork will get destroyed.

    Literally every 13 year old playing GTA Online:
  4. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by rabbitweed this is why we should play GTA V, because then none of our hardwork will get destroyed.

    I mean let's face it you're both on drugs fairly often

    I play gta in Xbox one.
  5. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai Literally every 13 year old playing GTA Online:

    Yeah but you can't build anything in GTA. Ergo nothing is lost.
  6. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I will play GTA but i can't run it on my main PC so idk how much I will be able to get into it but I am down to show you guys my helicopter pilot skills.

    All i like to do in GTA is fly around in helicopter helping/messing with people. I have killed lots of people by crashing my helicopter into their car at high speeds. Or if they are cool and dont shoot at me I land on the roof of their vehicle and shoot at the police for them and knock the cops and bad guys off the road with my chopper

    You can rest assured secure with your safety knowing scron is in the skies like an angel protecting you
  7. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I can drive on sidewalks really fast.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by rabbitweed Yeah but you can't build anything in GTA. Ergo nothing is lost.

    You can lose hours worth of cargo to a 13 year old monkey on ritalin flying around with a magic motor cycle. In fact, you WILL lose hours worth of cargo. Every GTA Online lobby has like 15 Fonaplatses in it.
  9. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Yeah everyone on GTA is so lame they just blow me up in the chopper over and over with their gay flying rocket motorcycles they bought with shark cards from their mommies credit cards.

  10. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai You can lose hours worth of cargo to a 13 year old monkey on ritalin flying around with a magic motor cycle. In fact, you WILL lose hours worth of cargo. Every GTA Online lobby has like 15 Fonaplatses in it.

    Yeah but that's the point of GTA.

    I don't care about cargo. I do care about Portal randomly deciding to get drunk and destroy a base we built.
  11. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by rabbitweed Yeah but that's the point of GTA.

    I don't care about cargo. I do care about Portal randomly deciding to get drunk and destroy a base we built.

    It's all fixed up good as new and i've been sober for days, I don't even drink. I wasn't trying to destroy anything, i was fixing the portals and fonaplats got in my way and started breaking shit so I had to do something.

    It was worth it because now I have 20 elytras, 4 dragon eggs, lots of netherite, gold, diamond, emerald, wither skulls, conduits, tridents, shulker shells, end crystals and dragons breath.

    That was all I was able to get in the 10 minutes I was duping, fonaplats getting triggered and breaking the CHING CHONG DING and getting in my way the entire time. I would have been able to get a lot more but he was like MUH WORLD RECORD PORTAL THAT TRANSPORTS YOU TO A FOREST IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWEHRE!!!!

    Nothing will stand in the way of progress of the GREAT LEAP BACKWARDS
  12. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    reparations will be paid in elytra and maxed netherite armor. Sorry for the minor disturbance tonight folx but this is huge and will change the server forever. History was made tonight and I look forward to what the future has in store.

    This update has really changed the game. I thought 1.14 villagers were big but I might never use a villager again after this.
  13. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    why do both Fona and Portal constantly accuse each other of destroying shit to me?
  14. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    does this look destroyed to you

  15. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood does this look destroyed to you


    You're out of control.
  16. Xlite African Astronaut
    Eh, i can't even get shit to work. I get a white screen after game is loaded. Got sounds and all but can't see shit.
  17. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i knocked up the dragon she laid a lots of eggs

  18. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    You make a dragon killing machine?
  19. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    more like a dragon fucking machine look at the head she gave me lmao xddd
  20. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    if you just like to build consider checking out hypixel skyblock. Some of these islands I have visited are fucking insane









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