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  1. #81
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I thought I was stealing 40 diamonds.
    I didn't know this server uses real money that just looks like diamonds.
    Anyways it is safe in my chest so tell Lucy you got it back so she isn't mad at you.

    I mean why would you steal his 40 diamonds anyway?

    Portal is our sugar daddy. He makes cool bases and has huge villager slave plantations and just tosses us enchanted diamond stuff. We really shouldn't steal from him.
  2. #82
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Imma play for an hour. come on line!
  3. #83
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Fona how the fuck did you manage to wreck the corner base last night




    Seriously, we need to stop doing bases with this guy. He's fun for travelling and that's it.
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  4. #84
    sorry, I got paid friday and bought a bunch of drugs and then got really fucked up with HTS and we played on this degenerate minecraft server caled hypixel skyblock for the past 72 hours non stop. here is my island

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  5. #85
    does anyone wanna play skyblock with me

  6. #86
    HTS highlight reel
    Here's my island(s):


    Not pictured above, the slave mines where I work small children to death mining coal/diamond/gold:
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  7. #87
    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    That looks cool. Can you visit other sky islands?
  8. #88
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting That looks cool. Can you visit other sky islands?

    You can, but people visiting can't like... interact with anything, sadly. Kinda lame. You can set up co-op islands though.
  9. #89
    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    Originally posted by HTS You can, but people visiting can't like… interact with anything, sadly. Kinda lame. You can set up co-op islands though.

    Oh, so the objective is basically to mine enough rock to build a temple or a castle without falling through the world and dying?
  10. #90
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting Oh, so the objective is basically to mine enough rock to build a temple or a castle without falling through the world and dying?

    In normal skyblock, yeah. You only start with one tiny island and have to bridge to other islands. Hypixel Skyblock is different - it's more like an MMO. In Hypixel you just need to mine enough stuff to make a bridge to the portal island you start with, and then there's like a hub world you can go to. From there you focus on like... leveling skills (farming, mining, fishing, etc all have skills and exp) and learning new recipes (to make new islands and slaves and stuff) and earning coins to buy things with (like more blocks for your island).

    It's weird. I like it tho. Tickles my autism juuuuust right. Like that slave mine didn't exist. I built half of it with blocks I bought in town because the island was so small.
  11. #91
    HTS highlight reel
    Like this is some of the gear on Hypixel Skyblock. It is sooo far removed from vanilla minecraft that it's practically not even the same game.



    While there is still a healthy amount of mining and crafting, yeah... only remotely comparable to other servers and game modes out there.
  12. #92
    so alex messaged me today
  13. #93
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood so alex messaged me today

    invite him to discord

    EDIT: no wait don't he's gone to claim half the server for himself and build a giant fucking cube
  14. #94
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    weeeeeeel gunts
  15. #95
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    I can't play anymore MC I am giving up vidya for september.

    PLZ stream your games.
  16. #96
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by rabbitweed I can't play anymore MC I am giving up vidya for september.

    PLZ stream your games.

    What brought this along?
  17. #97
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy What brought this along?

    Because I waste too much of my life consooming or playing vidya. If I am gonna consoom I should read moar.

    Also gadzooks has stopped drinking so I am giving up vidya.
  18. #98
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by rabbitweed Also gadzooks has stopped drinking…

    Heard he fell off the wagon.
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  19. #99
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by rabbitweed Because I waste too much of my life consooming or playing vidya. If I am gonna consoom I should read moar.

    Also gadzooks has stopped drinking so I am giving up vidya.

    Tell yourself that you can do or not do whatever you want and that you should only want you to be happy and play vidya.
  20. Haha CONSOOOOMER OOOO OOOOO NVIDIA the only way to get the latest Flash player is required for video game discs!!!!!! San disc
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