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The Minecraft Fonaplats Army

  1. i regret to announce that the fonaplats army has been over thrown by the CHA CHING dynasty

    We will never be hearing from them again but in their honor we have constructed this statue to represent the last surviving members of the fonaplats army



    new base UNDER CONSTRUCTION

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  2. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Oh man you've done some awesome work Portal.

    Now the town has a cross road! that's dope

    PS feel free to destroy my castle. Cobble stone builds look OK in the wilderness but not when things start developing.
  3. ive been playing skyblock and i figured out why its so good

    the guy who made it is from Canada and probably smokes a lot of weed. Imagine having a minecraft server that makes hundreds of thousands of dollars a year in profit and you can hire map designers and game makers to make anything for you and always have at least a few thousand people to play with at any time

    and you can do it stoned all day. Get high and get paid to make shitty minecraft games now thats the big bucks

  4. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    I miss MC
  5. im gonna get a job working for minecraft


  6. I think I know why I like skyblock so much. it's like villagers on steroids, meth and cocaine

  7. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood im gonna get a job working for minecraft



    Wait there's money in minecraft mods?

    this looks super easy.
  8. Hypixel is a company that makes like a million dollars a year. It ain't much but its enough to feed them

    Also they are based out of Quebec
  9. Portal_Trap has stopped whoring herself out to villagers and has found a rich stonks sheikh bf and now participates in the big boy economy pay 2 win server stonks game where emerald is worth NOTHING and the markets can crash due to misclicks and bugs.



  10. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Are you streaming yet? I'm drinkin'
  11. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    This picture made me lol

  12. Hehe funny cow
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  13. I have been working on the FOR BIDEN! CITY a few hours every day. I have not seen much activity being done so I assume i'm the only one playing Bill Krozby.dog. Sorry, they have waifus in skyblock so i've been distracted

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  14. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i regret to announce that the fonaplats army has been over thrown by the CHA CHING dynasty

    The steadfast plural workers of CHA CHIGN have worked towards the ultimate communist goal of #finishing the wall. THe CHA CHING Dynasty also would like to announce the start of a new era on K R O Z . D O G and that is THE GREAT LEAP BACKWARDS to restore the glory and simplicity of agrarian society and bring about a new communist revolution for the proletariat.
    The symbol of CHA CHING is the golden hoe because it represents the borgeious being forced into agrarian society and their wealth redistributed to the working class and the red represents the blood of those nobility that refused.





    DOWN WITH FING BONG BAY CHING LONg LIVE!!!



    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Can we please have a discussion about how animals are being kept in game? This is inhumane.



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  15. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    I am going to be playing Bill Krozbydogs friday night north american time.
  16. I have been very distracted with hypixel skyblock but there are things I need to do in Vanilla minecraft. The thing I want to do is make a bunch of enchanted axes with sharpness and other enchantments because in the next year the game will be updated and it will be impossible in the future to make an axe with sharpness on it so they will become rare unobtainable items.

    https://minecraft.gamepedia.com/Java_Edition_Combat_Tests#Items

    "Can no longer receive combat enchantments such as Sharpness, Smite and Bane of Arthropods without using an anvil."

  17. lol this dude on hypixel stole my gimmick

  18. Portal_Trap's hit list of bitches that aren't allowed to be cuter than her


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