What fucking use would you be during the xxombie apocalypse?

1. 2020-09-16 at 12:53 AM UTC

   #81
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
   Less educated than me^
2. 2020-09-16 at 1:39 AM UTC

   #82
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by ORACLE Less educated than me^

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny because you didnt went to school.
   
   

3. 2020-09-16 at 5:08 AM UTC

   #83
   

   trippymindfuk African Astronaut
   I'm just here to raid the unmanned pharmacies, don't mind me...
4. 2020-09-16 at 5:34 AM UTC

   #84
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   I'm good with knives and I know how to start fires really easily and I also am really thin so I can run and dodge things fast and if I need to hide I just turn to the side.
   
   My cat archie is pretty skilled we've actually taken down a neighborhood criminal before at a picnic.
5. 2020-09-16 at 11:25 AM UTC

   #85
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

   
   Didn't even go to kindergarten^
6. 2020-09-16 at 11:25 AM UTC

   #86
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby I'm good with knives and I know how to start fires really easily and I also am really thin so I can run and dodge things fast and if I need to hide I just turn to the side.
   
   My cat archie is pretty skilled we've actually taken down a neighborhood criminal before at a picnic.

   
   Nah ur a pussy and would get eaten by cannibals immediately
7. 2020-09-16 at 12:14 PM UTC

   #87
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   I'd probably try and make the zombies a much bigger threat
   
   put armor on them, strap long blades to arms, suicide vests etc
8. 2020-09-16 at 12:37 PM UTC

   #88
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
   I would start knitting them colorful beanies and mittens and use those pincher things to pull them over their head and outstretched hands from a distance.
9. 2020-09-16 at 12:37 PM UTC

   #89
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
   Maybe even a full hood to put over their head with a wood block near the mouth to make them harmless
10. 2020-09-16 at 12:40 PM UTC

    #90
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Really depends on the zombie type IMO, like are we talking slow roamers or 28 Days Later hivemind runner zombies?
11. 2020-09-16 at 2:07 PM UTC

    #91
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    I'd repopulate the world with my superior genes.
12. 2020-09-16 at 2:34 PM UTC

    #92
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra I'd probably try and make the zombies a much bigger threat
    
    put armor on them, strap long blades to arms, suicide vests etc

    
    thats prolly how BLM supporting white females feel.
13. 2020-09-16 at 2:38 PM UTC

    #93
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Octavian I'd repopulate the world with my superior genes.

    
    people with superior genes dont feel suicidal.
    
    ever.
    
    period.
    
    
14. 2020-09-16 at 2:42 PM UTC

    #94
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    i'd repopulate my fridge with an entire truck load of mountain dew and steal the secret forumlae
    
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

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15. 2020-09-16 at 3:38 PM UTC

    #95
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by ORACLE I would start knitting them colorful beanies and mittens and use those pincher things to pull them over their head and outstretched hands from a distance.

    
    Don't forget to mandate masks onto them.
16. 2020-09-16 at 3:46 PM UTC

    #96
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Don't forget to mandate masks onto them.

    
    I think all zombies have respiratory conditions which make masks an unhealthy option.
17. 2020-09-16 at 4:27 PM UTC

    #97
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny people with superior genes dont feel suicidal.
    
    ever.
    
    period.
    
    

    
    I don't feel suicidal albeit I have once.
    
    
    Why you so Chinese doe?
18. 2020-09-16 at 4:45 PM UTC

    #98
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Octavian I don't feel suicidal albeit I have once.
    
    
    Why you so Chinese doe?

    
    do you understand the word 'ever' ?
19. 2020-09-17 at 3:06 PM UTC

    #99
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny do you understand the word 'ever' ?

    
    Why you Chinese doe?
20. 2020-09-17 at 3:08 PM UTC

    #100
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i'd repopulate my fridge with an entire truck load of mountain dew and steal the secret forumlae
    
    

    
    how is there some sketchy white one but no CODE BLUE? What the fuck