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What fucking use would you be during the xxombie apocalypse?

  1. #81
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Less educated than me^
  2. #82
    Originally posted by ORACLE Less educated than me^



    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny because you didnt went to school.

  3. #83
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    I'm just here to raid the unmanned pharmacies, don't mind me...
  4. #84
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I'm good with knives and I know how to start fires really easily and I also am really thin so I can run and dodge things fast and if I need to hide I just turn to the side.

    My cat archie is pretty skilled we've actually taken down a neighborhood criminal before at a picnic.
  5. #85
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    Didn't even go to kindergarten^
  6. #86
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I'm good with knives and I know how to start fires really easily and I also am really thin so I can run and dodge things fast and if I need to hide I just turn to the side.

    My cat archie is pretty skilled we've actually taken down a neighborhood criminal before at a picnic.

    Nah ur a pussy and would get eaten by cannibals immediately
  7. #87
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I'd probably try and make the zombies a much bigger threat

    put armor on them, strap long blades to arms, suicide vests etc
  8. #88
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    I would start knitting them colorful beanies and mittens and use those pincher things to pull them over their head and outstretched hands from a distance.
  9. #89
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Maybe even a full hood to put over their head with a wood block near the mouth to make them harmless
  10. #90
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Really depends on the zombie type IMO, like are we talking slow roamers or 28 Days Later hivemind runner zombies?
  11. #91
    Octavian motherfucker
    I'd repopulate the world with my superior genes.
  12. #92
    Originally posted by aldra I'd probably try and make the zombies a much bigger threat

    put armor on them, strap long blades to arms, suicide vests etc

    thats prolly how BLM supporting white females feel.
  13. #93
    Originally posted by Octavian I'd repopulate the world with my superior genes.

    people with superior genes dont feel suicidal.

    ever.

    period.

  14. #94
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i'd repopulate my fridge with an entire truck load of mountain dew and steal the secret forumlae

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. #95
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by ORACLE I would start knitting them colorful beanies and mittens and use those pincher things to pull them over their head and outstretched hands from a distance.

    Don't forget to mandate masks onto them.
  16. #96
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Don't forget to mandate masks onto them.

    I think all zombies have respiratory conditions which make masks an unhealthy option.
  17. #97
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny people with superior genes dont feel suicidal.

    ever.

    period.


    I don't feel suicidal albeit I have once.


    Why you so Chinese doe?
  18. #98
    Originally posted by Octavian I don't feel suicidal albeit I have once.


    Why you so Chinese doe?

    do you understand the word 'ever' ?
  19. #99
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny do you understand the word 'ever' ?

    Why you Chinese doe?
  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i'd repopulate my fridge with an entire truck load of mountain dew and steal the secret forumlae


    how is there some sketchy white one but no CODE BLUE? What the fuck
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