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What fucking use would you be during the xxombie apocalypse?

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Or any apocalypse, pick your favorite. And to play this game properly you gotta have real life experience to back your claims up. You can pick multiple things, as long as you can do them at least reasonably well IRL.

    I'll be your dollar store pharmacist, i'll be the person telling everyone what meds(And drugs) to scavenge. I also know how2electricity so i'll volunteer for the home base engineering corps.

    I also expect all you faggots to know how to handle a firearm, if you end up involuntarily discharging, you're getting thrown off a rooftop.

    I got mad skills, but i think these justify my existence in the apocalypse. Now you justify your existence. Go, go go.
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    im good with childrens.

    ill be the babysitter.
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    larrylegend8383 Space Nigga
    First thing I would do after knowing LE infrastructure was gone would be tracking down pedophiles for the sole purpose of watching the light in their eyes go out courtesy of two to the brain.
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    I would be a trader but actually I murder everyone in the settlements and take all their stuff
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    I'll be The Humungus, stealing your meds (and drugs) and destroying your generators and homes and guns because none of that justifies existence, because existence doesn't need to be justified, you either is or you isn't.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    You guys have been playing/watching too many 'Among Us' streams.
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 First thing I would do after knowing LE infrastructure was gone would be tracking down pedophiles for the sole purpose of watching the light in their eyes go out courtesy of two to the brain.

    You may try, but i'll be armed and in a camp. So you better get your ninjutsu on point.
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Sophie You may try, but i'll be armed and in a camp. So you better get your ninjutsu on point.

    You may try to be in a camp, but The Lord Humungus will have already destroyed all camps, as well as your meds (drugs) electronic devices and homez.
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Obbe You may try to be in a camp, but The Lord Humungus will have already destroyed all camps, as well as your meds (drugs) electronic devices and homez.

    You'll be voted off the rooftop before you get a chance.
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Sophie You'll be voted off the rooftop before you get a chance.

    There will be no democratic process under the rule of Lord Humungus, nor will there be any rooftops left. You see, The Lord Humungus will have already destroyed them before you get a chance.
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    Xlite Tuskegee Airman
    I have years of experience with weaponsmithing, so that's what i'll do.
    Several years of survival experience, with elements such as advanced shelter construction, how to skin animals as well as preserve their hides, which fruits and shrooms to eat, tools/weapons crafting, navigation and security detail.

    I can also work as the local psychologist and also teach wing chun which includes technician level cqc, bjj, knife fight/disarming techniques, mental conditioning, and mindfulness/calmness via qi gong.

    Also, if anyone tries to steal my shrooms i'll fuck them up, loot their corpses and perhaps have sex with the female.
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Obbe There will be no democratic process under the rule of Lord Humungus, nor will there be any rooftops left. You see, The Lord Humungus will have already destroyed them before you get a chance.

    Turns out i'm actually God. And you're removed from existence. It's a game. You can do creative writing , but there's a couple assumptions already in place, and you're not allowed to undermine them
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Xlite I have years of experience with weaponsmithing, so that's what i'll do.
    Several years of survival experience, with elements such as advanced shelter construction, how to skin animals as well as preserve their hides, which fruits and shrooms to eat, tools/weapons crafting, navigation and security detail.

    I can also work as the local psychologist and also teach wing chun which includes technician level cqc, bjj, knife fight/disarming techniques, mental conditioning, and mindfulness/calmness via qi gong.

    Also, if anyone tries to steal my shrooms i'll fuck them up, loot their corpses and perhaps have sex with the female.

    Qi Gong is bullshit, other than that, you can run the general survival and adventure store. I'll bring you trinkets, and you can make me bullets and such.
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Sophie Turns out i'm actually God. And you're removed from existence. It's a game. You can do creative writing , but there's a couple assumptions already in place, and you're not allowed to undermine them

    Turns out The Lord Humungus is The God of lesser gods like you. There has been too much violence. Too much pain. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me your pump, the oil, the gasoline, and the whole compound, and I'll spare your lives. Just walk away and we'll give you a safe passageway in the wastelands. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror.
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Obbe Turns out The Lord Humungus is The God of lesser gods like you. There has been too much violence. Too much pain. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me your pump, the oil, the gasoline, and the whole compound, and I'll spare your lives. Just walk away and we'll give you a safe passageway in the wastelands. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror.

    I am actively hiding my power level, you're the lesser God and omea wa mou shindeiru you just haven't realized it yet.
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Sophie I am actively hiding my power level, you're the lesser God and omea wa mou shindeiru you just haven't realized it yet.

    I actually deceived you into believing you have any power whatsoever, you are simply a pawn in one of my games, and you will never realize your true nature until you have been taken off the board. Just walk away.
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Obbe I actually deceived you into believing you have any power whatsoever, you are simply a pawn in one of my games, and you will never realize your true nature until you have been taken off the board. Just walk away.

    Enough, you fucking train.
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    Xlite Tuskegee Airman
    I'll have 4 of my own men guarding that store and you're paying, whether it be in food, shelter, bottlecaps, or bullets. Myself personally will only work 6 hours a day, i'll have my assistant take over when i am not around.
    I'm gonna get paid, even if the store ain't making the cut and you're gonna make sure i get paid otherwise you're in trouble.

    I also demand a chinese 20-30yrs attractive female which you will arrange and which i will use as my personal slave as a part of our employment contract, and a construction lot.

    Wegd?okthxbb

    Also, don't talk about things you don't have several years of personal experience with. Qi gong is teh shit for spiritual awakening and control of teh body.
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Sophie Enough, you fucking train.

    I accept your fold, thanks for playing.
  20. #20
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Lmao. We'd all be dead already. You guys can't be team players for shit.
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