What fucking use would you be during the xxombie apocalypse?

1. 2020-09-13 at 2:48 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by larrylegend8383 First thing I would do after knowing LE infrastructure was gone would be tracking down pedophiles for the sole purpose of watching the light in their eyes go out courtesy of two to the brain.

   
   You would be food for dogs
2. 2020-09-13 at 2:48 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

   Originally posted by Sophie Lmao. We'd all be dead already. You guys can't be team players for shit.

   
   who wants to teams with someone who needs to "justify your existence" lest they throw you off a building??
3. 2020-09-13 at 2:51 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Obbe who wants to teams with someone who needs to "justify your existence" lest they throw you off a building??

   
   You're taking this way too seriously.
4. 2020-09-13 at 2:52 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

   Originally posted by Sophie You're taking this way too seriously.

   
   I'm thought I was giving it humorously.
5. 2020-09-13 at 2:55 PM UTC

   #25
   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker You would be food for dogs

   
   This is the future nigger you'd already be rotting in the ground
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Sudo
6. 2020-09-13 at 2:55 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Obbe I'm thought I was giving it humorously.

   
   Now that's funny ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
7. 2020-09-13 at 2:56 PM UTC

   #27
   

   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

   Originally posted by larrylegend8383 This is the future nigger you'd already be rotting in the ground

   
   
8. 2020-09-13 at 3:11 PM UTC

   #28
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by larrylegend8383 This is the future nigger you'd already be rotting in the ground

   
   That's better than sitting on top of it as the pile of dogs shit you are, I mean would be.
9. 2020-09-13 at 4:10 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I know a lil bit of a few trades but more importantly I act like I know so people wont try to kill me. I also have numerous weapons and know agricultural skillz as well. I guess I would be of the most use to my family unit. I basically know a little bit about a ton of things but can act like I know a ton. I'll be alright
10. 2020-09-13 at 5:14 PM UTC

    #30
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Sudo I know a lil bit of a few trades but more importantly I act like I know so people wont try to kill me. I also have numerous weapons and know agricultural skillz as well. I guess I would be of the most use to my family unit. I basically know a little bit about a ton of things but can act like I know a ton. I'll be alright

    
    Fake it till you make it is a valid strategy.
11. 2020-09-13 at 5:15 PM UTC

    #31
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Also, a couple of us niggas should play Among Us. That might be fun. Get your VPN's and proxychains out though it's peer to peer.
12. 2020-09-13 at 5:51 PM UTC

    #32
    

    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

    Originally posted by Sophie Also, a couple of us niggas should play Among Us. That might be fun. Get your VPN's and proxychains out though it's peer to peer.

    
    How come you never played minecraft?
13. 2020-09-13 at 5:54 PM UTC

    #33
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Obbe How come you never played minecraft?

    
    I have, just not multiplayer.
14. 2020-09-13 at 5:55 PM UTC

    #34
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    At the very least, they can serve as a backup food supply.
15. 2020-09-13 at 5:56 PM UTC

    #35
    

    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

    Originally posted by Sophie I have, just not multiplayer.

    
    thats what I meant, why have you not played with the other niggas?
    
    You could build your own compound and recruit people and wage war on other factions and all that shit.
16. 2020-09-13 at 6:53 PM UTC

    #36
    netstat African Astronaut
    edited for privacy
17. 2020-09-13 at 7:12 PM UTC

    #37
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by netstat I guess I could be cooked and eaten if food supplies were low

    
    You would volunteer yourself to the pantry?
18. 2020-09-13 at 7:42 PM UTC

    #38
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Electronics repair
    Growing food
    First aid training
    Firearms
    Ammunition reloading
    Camping
    Fishing
    Ummmmm.... i removed a rusty razor blade from my own foot once. So....
    Surgery
    Substance Abuse councillor
    Crisis mediation specialist
    And im very slow and out of shape so camouflage is my special trait
19. 2020-09-13 at 7:46 PM UTC

    #39
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by CASPER Electronics repair
    Growing food
    First aid training
    Firearms
    Ammunition reloading
    Camping
    Fishing
    Ummmmm…. i removed a rusty razor blade from my own foot once. So….
    Surgery
    Substance Abuse councillor
    Crisis mediation specialist
    And im very slow and out of shape so camouflage is my special trait

    
    First aid and agricultural knowledge are actually very useful in the apocalypse. You'll be the medic and a generalist, generally. Unless you have to do a specific task, like grow food, then you become a farmer.
    
    That made me think of this and i don't know why.
    
    
    
    no bully
20. 2020-09-13 at 8:39 PM UTC

    #40
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by Sophie First aid and agricultural knowledge are actually very useful in the apocalypse. You'll be the medic and a generalist, generally. Unless you have to do a specific task, like grow food, then you become a farmer.
    
    That made me think of this and i don't know why.
    
    
    
    no bully

    
    Milonakis n dirt nasty are local bois.
    
    
    I would definitely be a support archetype. Like a Morgan or Jesus from TWD. I would say Daryl but im not quite outdoorsy and angry enough. And i suck with a bow but tbf i didnt get the draw length on mine adjusted to someone my height, so my accuracy was always a bit off.